Embarrassing Sex Story - Wait a Minute!

Wait a Minute! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Chad

I was really, really horny one day and I decided to go in my room and start masturbating. Unfortunately, my mom and two siblings were both home, so I wasn't able to get any privacy in there. I was almost walked in on twice. So, after about thirty minutes of being annoyed, I decided to find somewhere else to do it. I couldn't do it in the bathroom, it was too small and cramped. So, I decided to do it outside in the shed.

I didn't want to lay on the dirty wood floor, so I decided to just lean up by the door and do it. I was jerking away, and had been for twenty minutes. I was near climax, until the support behind me opened. My dad had come home early from work.

I turned around to see who it was, stupidly, and my dad (and a passing car) saw me with my pants at my ankles, with my boner in my hand. He looked upset and confused, saying "What are you doing?" I replied with "What does it look like?" I pulled up my pants and ran to my friend's house. I couldn't go back home for two hours, I was so embarassed!

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FROM : Ryan
dude, that would suck!

FROM : chay
lol, lmao, bwahahahaha

FROM : JIMMMY
THAT WAS BULLSHIT OF YOU...HOW CAN YOU DO THAT NASTY OF A THING..U DESERVED TO BE FLOGED

FROM : crucianpimp
your stupid you should have stayed in your room if you got caught in there at least that would have been more practicable.

FROM : Anonymous
You ran to a friends house, probably hard as a rock...smart one. Pants up or not, the rest of the neighbourhood will still see it, that it, as long as you have something worth showing. Amatures!

FROM : Ocean1
ROFL, going to your friends house wit a boner??? "I bet your gay!" Quoted from Monty Python, Holy Grail.

FROM : blondie
LMFAO...in a shed!? HAHAHAHAH omg i was never that dessperate

FROM : Jayne
Im a girl, but that would soooooo suck!!!! and all of yall calling him gay r mean!

FROM : motoxchick1029
oh god, that is far by the most embarassing story....i'm so so sorry for you hun ahhahahaha

FROM : smithers
Dude -

you should find a closet or something. What always works for me is I go in the bathroom and "lift" up the toilet seat. Then I make grunting noises like I'm going poooooo. Then when I'm done, I tear off a littlle pece of toilet paper and flush the damn thing!

FROM : Anonymous
Gutted! Stay horny under the sheets next time!

FROM : Katfish
I really just don't understand why all of these "caught masturbating" stories even occur, with even a house full of people can't these idiots see that "privacy" is almost nonexistant.......get in the shower or something for christ's sake.

FROM : holly
lol! thats really fucked up but hilarious..

and nothing is wrong with masturbating! morons.
and his friend could've been a girl!

lol! i like what u said to your dad.. hhaha

FROM : James
Ignore the others,but you should of wacked it in your room,u dont need to take ur pants off u know,u can rub it thro ur underwear,that way wen sumone walks in u can quickly take ur hand away,but i dont have to worry about that,i have a large bathroom.

FROM : Angel
stupid

FROM : guy
damn.. the shed yet.. i love the cmment at the end though "what dose it look like?" lmfao

FROM : suz
Funny!Stupid question,smart answer!

FROM : Anonymous
LMFAO lol why the fuckin was u doin it in the shed lol stay in ur bedroon next time lol

FROM : bubblebath
awwwww lol u should get a lock for ur bed room door i know i have one :D and was ur friend a girl!!!! and what did he or she say ?????

FROM : Kate
Ok everyone, take it easy on the whole "how can you run to your friend's house with a boner??" thing. Im sure after an embarassing moment like that, his boner went into hiding.

FROM : Anonymous
wow i feel sorry for you. next time stay in your bedroom and put a chari under the door knob. that always works for me. Or just masturbate at night when everyone is aslepp. Just try not to make any noise

FROM : Kate
haha u must have been really desperate! U can always blame it on hormones! lol

FROM : Anonymous
hahhaa gud cumback- no pun intended- "what does it look like?!"- classic!!!!!!!!!

FROM : miranda cosgrove
i was at a party and got horn so i went in the back garden and started finger my self (naked). Then my friend came out and saw me naked and sticky and to make it worse she stole my clothes. i chased after her and she went in.q about 100 guests there saw me sticky and naked.

FROM : cutie
omg u like soo silly u could have found someone to do it with

FROM : Anonymous
ever hear of a lock??

FROM : jessica33313
omfg!!wow!!!i feel sorry for that dude XD

FROM : jessica33313
again!!hahahahahah!lol!!!

FROM : u no who !!
u fucking dumbass i bet u nutted on ur dad and got sum incest shit started that u dont wanna tell us about !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! naw dude but 4 real r u gay ????????????

FROM : PeopleRStupid
You're an idiot. You're not a girl, you don't have to lay down or have a big space to jack it. The bathroom was the obvious choice. Either this was made up or you're a moron.

FROM : :(
I'll play a sad song on my violin, but laugh inside, as this is funny.

FROM : Anonymous
this is my 3rd story i have read and i think i just came a little maybe i will finger now....

FROM : meee
LOL. Same thing happened with me, except I'm a girl and it was my older sister who caught me with my electric toothbrush halfway up my vag. D:

FROM : Emma
that is very gross

FROM : Nani
lmao now thats how you answer someone when they ask what u doin thats on some G shit

FROM : Ben
That answer was amazing

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