Embarrassing Sex Story - Think Twice about Dessert

Think Twice about Dessert - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Sara

Okay here goes...

This happened when my boyfriend (Now Husband) and I first moved in together. He was at work, so I decided to play Betty Homemaker for him. I worked really hard on cooking his favorite dinner Chicken and Dumplings for him. Well after the dinner was done, and before he came home, I decided to take a hot shower and make myself sexy for him. Well when he got home and finished eating the dinner, he asked me what was for dessert. I ever so seductively laid back on the couch and opened my robe to reveal myself naked for him, and said "I'm for dessert baby." He got all aroused and decided to make his way down on me. He was about to have a taste when he noticed that I had a piece of toilet paper stuck to my crotch. He suddenly pointed his finger to it and said "Uh Honey, you left a piece of tissue there." I was so embarrassed that I quickly got up and ran to the bedroom and cried. He came in and made me feel better. We still laugh about it til this day.

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FROM : chay
poor bubby!

FROM : alexandra
hahahahaa thats soo fucking funny

FROM : Anonymous
OMG! Did you still have sex?

FROM : CHELSEA
FOR ONE IF UR TRYING 2 BE SEXY AND KNOWING HES GONNA LOOK DOWN U MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS GOOD

FROM : Katfish
Actually kinda sweet that you were so upset, he's lucky to have someone so eager to please him.

FROM : dee
that sucks.. big time

FROM : Anonymous
Haha that's funny... trying to be sexy with that there!! haha

FROM : lmgdao
ha hah h ha ha wat the heck think u check urself?

FROM : Anonymous
poor baby

FROM : jeanette
Don't feel bad, that happened to me too. My boyfriend just took it off and dug in! Lol

FROM : biatch
lol that is shame
luky hes a nice guy

FROM : sandy
oh my god I know how that feels. I understand girl! My boyfriend discovered the remaining toilet paper down there one time too. AND, it tasted like urine, according to my sweetie. ouch.

FROM : ola
oh gosh thats fucking hilarious

FROM : Kalyna
That's semi-sorta-annoying that he said something but at least he was nice about it and didn't over-react like "OMFG! DIRTY! EWWW!! SICK!!! *dies*" Yeah I know some immature people who would do that, even if the were joking it would make me cry!

FROM : Joe
Well, least it's yer boyfriend

FROM : ketchup
that's so embarrasing

FROM : *J. Beezy*
DaMN Ma ... DaTZ HiiLaRiouS ... BuT aLSo SaD ...

FROM : Anonymous
lol. so fucking hilarious.

FROM : moomoo
that's funny, but embarassing

FROM : Julian
That's really not something to be upset about nobody knew about it

FROM : milkshake
well at least we know you cleaned yourself

FROM : milkshake
did you clean yourself right??? ;p

FROM : Anonymous
thats funny

FROM : Apple
thats funny

FROM : Anonymous
why would you cry? just laugh it off, take the damn tissue out of ur croch, and shove his face down there! ha ha

FROM : Wendy
He's an ass. He should have just removed it and not said anything.

FROM : Jenny
OMG i feel bad for ya don't worry i have problems too

FROM : sarah
if ur a girl then its not a crotch.and ha ha!

FROM : Anonymous
this is my fave.

FROM : gabby4pandaz
this is the first story ever that made me laugh out loud but i feel for u girl

FROM : cococo
WOW that is so embarising!!!!

FROM : pete
its these moments that bring people together the ones that make you laugh so don't worry, i think you got the message across that you love him. =)

FROM : MysteryLifeGuard
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

FROM : a.l.
i think this is sweet. at least he didnt get grossed out like other guys would and then make fun of u! he is such a sweet husband!

FROM : brandi
haha... shit happens?! lol

FROM : Anonymous
how did he make you feel better? ;) xD

FROM : hennessy .
atleast be happy he made you feel better that means he loves you qirl :)

FROM : david Clarke
It was your boyfriend and he loved you anyway. That should have made it okay.

FROM : david Clarke
It was your boyfriend so thats ok. But I understand why you cried. sounds like it spoilt the moment

FROM : BrittnAyyy
Lol, That sucks...Sure did spoil the moment.

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