Embarrassing School Story - Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Carl

This story happened in forth grade. I woke up with my tummy feeling a little funny but I didn't think too much about it. It was almost time for lunch and I realized that my stomach really didn't feel good. For some reason, I thought if I didn't eat but drank some chocolate milk I would feel better. I used my lunch money to buy two of those little pints of school chocolate milk. Drinking those did make me feel a little better so I got 2 more. Then 2 more. Total of six chocolate milks in about 5 minutes. Big, big mistake.

Everyone around me was eating and talking when all of a sudden my stomach started doing flip flops. My mouth started to water and my upper lip broke out in a sweat. Uh-oh. I put my hand over my mouth and ran for the restroom. I didn't make it to the bathroom but I did make it out of the cafeteria. I left a little trail of puke down the hall but to my immense relief, at least I didn't barf right in front of everyone. I went to the bathroom, washed out my mouth, and went back to the cafeteria and joined my class, assuring everyone I was fine.

Fast forward about 15 or 20 minutes. Most of the class is back from lunch, a few girls still lingering in the girls bathroom for the requisite after lunch potty break. My tummy starts to churn again, same sweat on the upper lip. But this time, I don't know if I felt too sick to move or was scared to get up and run out again or what.

I sat there for a minute or two, with that miserable sick feeling in my stomach, dreading what was coming but somehow thinking, "It can't happen again" when... it does. BLAH - I puke all over my desk. I hear everyone around me saying "eeew" and gross". I was so embarrassed. The teacher tells me to go the office and call my mom.

As I make my way down the hall, clutching my poor sick stomach, I hear this twit named Bertha go in the girls room saying "Carl threw up again, Carl threw up again". The girl Julie who sat in front of me says "Oh lord, my coat". "It didn't get on your coat" Bertha informs her,"But almost." Uhhhh. They come out of the bathroom and see me on my way to the office. "Carl are you Ok?" asks Julie. I had a crush on Julie and I didn't want to face her after the humiliation of puking in class, almost on her coat no less. I open my mouth to answer, when, you guessed it. My stomach heaves again and I puke right in front of her, all over the hall tiles. She jumps back as it splashes everywhere.

This must go down as the most embarrassing day of my life.

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FROM : Praveen
I don't think Julie will ever go out with you,especially since you puked all over her shoes...gross!

FROM : Judy
Wow i pity you greatly

FROM : Kid Vicious
Really throwing up in front of ur class iz not a big deal. I threw up in front of my class and nobody remembers it and it waz about 3 weeks ago. so chill out will ya?!

FROM : sucks to be you
No big deal, it happens all the time!

FROM : Hannah
Eek! That sounds so bad for you. And poor Julie.

FROM : som1
aw dude that has to suck i mean right in front of the girl u like i mean come on dang dude gosh thas got to suk rly rly bad

FROM : Emily Strehlow
One time i peed in my pants during a speech in front of the whole school. I was wearing a mini skirt, and flip-flops, so it got on the floor... A PUDDLE OF PEE!! I'm kinda chubby, so people say to be Does big bertha gotta go before she piddles on the floor? Its bad... so get over it loser.

FROM : Alex
Come on kid get with the times nowadays throwing up is "hot"

FROM : heyheyheyheyheyhey

uhhhh thats not that embarrassing. Exept for messin' up the girls shoes.

FROM : n/a
u wimp u have such a weak stomach...if u hadnt barfed that last time maby julie would have pittied u but u could have at least showed u wer stronger..

FROM : someone
its not that bad u know

FROM : anon.
poor you. Still, you couldn't help being ill tho i'm still all the choco milk didn't help.

FROM : A guy
ouch man.......should of went to the nurse after you ran to the bathroom.

may god be with u

FROM : Phillip
I think BERTHA is a pretty good character if you put her in there,BERTHA my girlfriend

FROM : carl
i suck at life

FROM : bree
evryone throws up!!!! i dont relecare bout u i feel bad for julie more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Sharon
don't worry about it..it's happened to a lot more ppl than you think =D

FROM : im sorry
i feel bad for yu but not for embaresment but because it probably hurt

FROM : bob
its not that bad a kid in my class threw up on a computer and it broke but nobody remembered a week later

FROM : Ashley
dude soo not embarrassing

FROM : psycho
i'm glad my tummy has never or ever will experience that type of shit

FROM : cici
yuck that sounds very embarrassing. and gross.

FROM : meg
hey you were in fourth grade. dont sweat it. most fourth graders wouldnt even remember that.

FROM : Anonymous
wow that is way embarrassing

FROM : Anonymous
haha you almost puked on her

FROM : juicy bling bling
why do people find it embarrasing to puke
i do it when i dont feel good its a sign that your stomach hurts its not that gross
and its so like fourth graders to say eew and gross because at my school when someone throws up, we all just ignore them

FROM : SAMMI
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR U BUT DONT BE ENARRESED IT IS A PART OF HUMAN NATURE

YE RIGGHT!!!!!! U MONG IT IS SO EMBARESSEING COULDNT YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU GT 2 THE BATHROOM

FROM : yo mama
thats was sooo NOT embarrassing!

FROM : =)
my advice, if ur stomach feels queasy, try not to drink milk, it will make u feel much worse.. trust me!

FROM : Caligirl
well atleast you didnt puke at a theater like me!

FROM : none of ur bussines
r u sure u werent feelin like u r goin to die
cuz if tht happenend tyo me i would so damn die!!!!! and next time u feel tht ur goin to throw up run to the damn bathroom so no one would see u throw up and make fun of u!!!! but wateva i hope tht doesnt happen to u again cuz tht is soooooooo embarressin

FROM : Ashley- Lou!!!!!
I find it embrassing to puke cuz everyones either grossed out or laughing at you and the teacher babies you and everyone babies you..Its just not fun. -_-

FROM : Kitty_luverzzzz
omg. I threw up all on my moms new rug and i started crying and i said "mom im so sorry!!" it wasnt the worse but it was pretty BAD.

FROM : Someone
Don't be embarrased!
I mean, it's kinda funny, but its human nature. Everyone pukes!

FROM : alexandria
My crush finally asked me out and i said yes little did i know it was on a boating trip (i get violently sick on boats).So here we are standing at the docks and i not wanting to leave now get on the boat.Later im feeling a little queasy but not to bad so when he asks if i want to kiss i say yessssssss!!!!!! well i turn in my seat but as i turn i feel REALLY bad like im going to be sick so i try to twist away but insted i puke right into his mouth and start pooping too!!! after about 50 seconds of me puking into his mouth,crapping on his dads boat and him sitting there in shock i stop and he sticks his head underwater to wash out his mouth.When we get back to the dockhe hopped off the boat and left me there to sit waiting for my dad covered in poop and puke!

FROM : bertha
Once my friend puking all over the place and then I puked, than the dad of my friend puked, and it was the worst sleep over ever!

FROM : sorryborry
hey carl,did they call u carlerhurler or sumthng

FROM : Blaise
Im not embarrassed to puke in front of anyone. A few days ago I puke in front of everyone on my bus in the high school parking lot. LOL

FROM : alyssa
awww that is sooo embarassing 1 time i was at this bday party and all my friends made me haha so hard that i peed my pants so i know how u feel

FROM : s
Oooh. Ya @ my school we dont laugh just feel bad 4 kids. Were nice. :)

FROM : lily
happened to me too.i was like oohahh1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and then i started to sob and cry,and gag.

FROM : Julie
Carl, I'm so srry u were embarrassed! I mean, it did kinda get all over my shoes, but it wasn't that bad even if it was sorta disgusting......

FROM : toly
gee guess u should have gone easy on that chocolate milk

FROM : Anonymous
yeah fucking right no matter how young u were that did not fucking happen

FROM : lala
i feel sooo sry 4 u wow

FROM : Shalini
aww, sad. If i were in your place i would have surely cried cause actually, im really scared to throw up. Especially so many times. I can tell u that u were really brave.

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