Embarrassing Sex Story - Hiding the sex toys..or not!

Hiding the sex toys..or not! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Sexy Super Freak

OK.. Let me start from the beginning...

I invited my 15 yr. old sister over to spend the night with my husband and I. You see, since I have got married it has cut into our quality sister time together. So, I thought that we could stay up, laugh, and talk like we used to.

That night, after laughing until our stomachs hurt, We decided that we were going to bed. So it was agreed that hubby would sleep on the couch, and I would sleep in the bed with my sister. We are laying there talking when she puts her arm up under the pillow, about to go to sleep and she gets that look on her face like "What the...," She sits up in the bed and as she sits up, a sex toys rolls out from under her pillow and hits her in the arm. She sees it and screams, picks it up and throws it at me!

At this point, I couldn't tell what it was and when she threw it at me, my husband comes running through the doorway (due to the screams) and I throw it at him. I was like "oh my God! Is she OK?" She sat in the corner and screaming and laughing her head off. She said "Who's is that?" I without thinking said.. "It's not mine!!!" She said "OH MY GOD, IS IT BRIAN'S?" and my hubby said "Hell NO!!!" I just busted out laughing. I laughed so hard, I was crying. Then she said "OH MY GOD! That has to be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me."

I felt bad that she had been exposed to something that she needed to learn about later on in life... So I said, maybe this is a good time to sit you down and tell you about marriage and sex. She just said "NO NO, THATS QUITE ALRIGHT!!!" We laughed ourselves to sleep.

Of course, the next morning was the swear to secrecy. She said "You don't have to worry about a thing... Im not telling anyone!!!" Well, we all know that was a lie... who is not gonna tell the funniest thing that has ever happened to them?

Im sure at this point... Im a legend at her school

hahaha

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FROM : dude
she is 15 she already knows about that stuff?!

FROM : Anonymous
These sex toys are tricky. For along time I have been using an electric toothbrush instead to awake no suspicions. Nevertheless you did a lot for sexual education in your sister´s school.

FROM : Hillary
She should know all about it with her age. I had been pampering my bunny almost every day for about 4 years allready, whe I was her age.

FROM : me
im 16 and i kno a hell of a lot more than that " dude"

FROM : heather
who doesn't?

FROM : Katelyn
No she's 15 and she doesn't know. Btw, I am 12 and I know!

FROM : no joke
Wtf, im only 12, and i know a shit load about sex,and im gonna lose my virginity soon so hah, full package right here :)

FROM : yeah
dude, of course she knows about that stuff, my friend ( whose a chick by the way) at 11 was a total nymph

FROM : anonymous
I'm 11 heck and i know all about it!!! she would know about it too!!!

FROM : andrea
ok im 13 and i know all about dildos and sex toys that sorta crap how could a freaking 15 year old not know......if she actualy didnt thats pathetic

FROM : Anonymous
i am 11 its true and now i know a lot more than i used to

FROM : Anonymous
dude im 12 and i no she should know by now

FROM : hah
funny as hell
also, its obvious the younger sister did know because she knew what the hell it was.

you little boys/girls who are 12 and are engaging in sexual activity should be ashamed. your children. the word slut comes to mind.

FROM : uh..... yeah
she SOULD know i'm 13 and i've known since i was 11 lol my mom still has not had "the talk" i have found everything out on my own but it is only a matter of time b4 she has to and it is going to be so funny at the end when i tell her i have known for like 2 yrs

FROM : horrified? yep...
why are 12 and 13 yr olds reading this stuff?!

FROM : lovelyladie29
im 12! ive had sex like 3 times!!

FROM : emma-11
im 11 years old. i dont have a boyfriend and stuff but i totally know what a sex toy is because my mum had 1 under her pillow :S lol

FROM : normal girl
okay i'm 12 and i know about sex but i dont have sex at 12 its fucking stupid so 12 yaER OLDS WAIT TILL YOUR OLDER .

FROM : liking these stories
yahh so im also 12 and i love these kind of stories abt sex and stuff its interesting and makes me excitedd- i love it!

FROM : evilbunny167
12 and 13 year olds having sex is disgusting. you guys are fucking kids man, sluts why not masturbate or something instead of underage sex

FROM : shelby
this comment is for lovelyladie29:

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? you're only twelve years old! You're not even a teenager yet! What the hell is wrong with you? you're just a kid! i cant believe your parents let u do that....or do they? You're a really bad person, lovelylady29! you should NOT be doing that stuff at your age! you think that your bragging will make people jelous, but NO WAY!!!!! Look at yourself? 12 years old. Sex 3 times. WHO'D BE JELOUS OF THAT??? lovelylady, you've really got problems. you need help. fast.

FROM : amber
Im 12 in a half i did it like 2 times with my best friends ex boyfriend i still ask her if she likes him hes like 13 its only like 3 mins of sex not bad rite?

FROM : charlotte
so what im 13 and if had sex about 9 times!!

FROM : puhlease
Man if youre 12 or 13 and having sex that just makes you a hore (and you prolly didnt have a good home life). It doesnt make you cool or grownup, it just makes you look nasty. By the time youre in your 20s you'll have a bunch of std's and you'll be depressed cause noone ever loved you, they just used you for their entertainment. Poor little kids...

FROM : katie
why are 12 and 13 year olds on this page. seriously

FROM : Anonymous
lovelyladie29 you are fucking disgusting.

FROM : ktakaka
I'm 11!

FROM : katie
well all you 12 and 13 year olds this isnt about you all and we really dont care about your "sex life" and if she doesnt want her sister seein it no big deal i wouldnt want my sister seein mine of course shes older

FROM : Anonymous
you shouldn't be having sex at 12 you slut.
i'm 14, and i'm still a virgin.

FROM : Paul
lovelyladie29 your are a frigging ho.

FROM : QT PIE (2008-10-05 @
WAT U HUMP A TOY GOD UR SIK I MEAN WHO DOES THAT GOD MAYBE U SHOULD SHOOD DIVORCE UR HUBBY & MARI UR SEX TOY

FROM : Random..
horrified? yep' isnt it a bit obv...
lol funni btw.. =]
lovelyladie29' OMG slut =/ im 14 and only kissed a lad... pfft
well i guess the apple dont fall 2 far from the tree...

FROM : Marie
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yeah cuz most 11-13-14 think its great to all of a sudden have sex lol

FROM : Claudia Nguyen
omfg lovelylaide29 you're a whore!

I had sex when i was 9!

FROM : mel
lmao. nice... something a little similar happened to me but thats just hilarious. XD

FROM : Kim
OMG so hilarious!

FROM : fully embrased
im 16 and im still a virgin, and idk why these younger kids like 11 and 12 are doing this stuff, this is what causes teen pregnances

FROM : Anonymous
I'm fourteen, and trust me, everybody knows. You guys don't have to be uptight. Some of my friends, from 13 to 16, already write smut. And we read these because they're funny. We understand them as much as anyone.

FROM : girl444
im 12 and i kno alot about sex

FROM : Sweettalker
I am 10! And i'm reading this! BEAT THAT!!!

FROM : ewwiee
if you're 12 and "had sex like three times" I feel awful for you wait til you turn 18 cervical ancer is a bitch. Good luck little children.

FROM : brenda
wats u with all the / thingys???

FROM : Ezra
hahahaha!!!!!!! thats legend! if that was me and my sis id die, and come back cuz id be lauging so much lols

FROM : Anonymous
@lovelyladie29 you should be ashamed

FROM : annomonis
if you had sex like 3 times, your parents are doing a shitty job growing you up lovleyladue29

FROM : Mystique
I'm 11 and I no everything about sex! U fail

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