Poison Ivy - a life saver

Sex

When I was about 14, One day in the summer I got poison ivy, it was a very bad case of it. I had it everywhere on my body except... on my penis. So being my horny little self I decided to wack off in my room thinkin "hey my parents dont wake up till 8 so since its 7 right now I'm safe" I started my wacking and it was goin well for about 3 minutes and then I see my door open I cover up my dick with the comforter and my mom was sitting there and she said "what are you doing?!?" and I said "MOM I HAVE POISON IVY DOWN THERE I NEED TO PUT MEDICINE ON!!!" so she closes the door and I lay back and sigh in relief. She opens the door back open again and says "Do you need any help?!?"

To this day my mom still doesn't know!