Embarrassing Sex Story - Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy - a life saver - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous

When I was about 14, One day in the summer I got poison ivy, it was a very bad case of it. I had it everywhere on my body except... on my penis. So being my horny little self I decided to wack off in my room thinkin "hey my parents dont wake up till 8 so since its 7 right now I'm safe" I started my wacking and it was goin well for about 3 minutes and then I see my door open I cover up my dick with the comforter and my mom was sitting there and she said "what are you doing?!?" and I said "MOM I HAVE POISON IVY DOWN THERE I NEED TO PUT MEDICINE ON!!!" so she closes the door and I lay back and sigh in relief. She opens the door back open again and says "Do you need any help?!?"

To this day my mom still doesn't know!

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FROM : Anonymous
You are a homo.

FROM : Some Guy
How are u embarrassed?

FROM : angel
do u need help? ew.. y would she ask?

FROM : Anonymous
lol u might neeed another escuse next time

FROM : nice
wow... your a quick thinker...

FROM : SUZ
BUT WHY AREN'T YOU ALLOWED TO WANK?

FROM : anonymous
Saved by poison ivy...LOL

FROM : E
Seriously, that was slick.

FROM : Anonymous
omg kinky lol good call though soooo how long did it take you too come..........................Kayla

FROM : Lucy
That story would be funnier if you'd given your dick poison ivy right then too.

FROM : layna
right she doesnt know. Moms are smarter than we think they are

FROM : Taters
ha! nice save...but shouldn't you like lock your door just incase?

FROM : Megan
haha that hilarious!!!! i wanna know if your...part..... is big!?!

FROM : Dani
HAHAHAHA that is hilarious

FROM : bobrico
your poor wittle penis! you put it in danger of getting poison ivy. meanie!

FROM : James
I hope she doesn't know LOL One time I had touched some Poison Oak with my hands and then a few minutes later jacked off. You can guess what happened over the next few days. The good news is that my dick swole up to the size of my arm. lol But was all deformed looking, like it belonged to the elephant man.

FROM : Anonymous
masturbating has is good times and bad times,(but mostly good times)

FROM : Anonymous
she offered to help?! LOLOlOlo

FROM : Zack
why would your mom want to help you put medicine on your peen?

FROM : Me
Ha, "Do You Need Any Help?"

FROM : Anonymous
hahahahahahaha that is amazing xD

FROM : Usagi
Dirty fucker. Get better soon cunt.

FROM : Anonymous
Whoa, that's actually a really good cover up.

FROM : Anonymous
lol that was funny

FROM : Anonymous
This same thing happened to me when I was 13. I had poison ivy everywhere. My mom walked in and I had my eyes closed. She said "what are you scratching at" and I jumped and told her that my stomach itched real bad haha.

FROM : qadaffi
u guys r weird and megan how old r u

FROM : Sheila
parents should learn to knock!

FROM : sarah ,
Thats Such A Good Cover Up ! (:

FROM : jax
once i got poison ivy on my crotch i couldn't go pee for five days.

FROM : jax
once i got poison ivy on my crotch i couldn't go pee for five days

FROM : Keosha
Omg this shit is so dam funny

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