Embarrassing School Story - The Nutcracker

The Nutcracker - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Bobby D

In sixth grade, we had to do gymnastics in gym, (how fun!) and one thing we had to do was walk across the balance beam. Well, halfway through my attempt, I slipped and straddled the beam. Thats the first bad part. My crush had to help me walk to the nurse. (the best way to impress a girl isnt to lean on her while grasping your crotch and moaning). Part three of my miserable day, the nurse gave me an ice pack to put over my nuts. I kept it there until I felt better (about an hour). By then it was the end of the day.

I was leaving class and i hear somone say, "Lets see if you still have balls!" I then feel my pants and boxers fall to my ankles, and the whole class is looking at my frozen cock.

Ever since then, ive worn a cup to gym, and a really tight belt.

Stumble

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FROM : robby
wow thats pretty fucking embarasing, i would beat the shit out of those kids.

FROM : Anonymous
i liked the part about the frozen cock.

FROM : hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You poor thing. Those kids need a spanking.

FROM : *andy*
I would beat the shit out of them and then do the same thing

FROM : Anonymous
lol next time fall to ur side

FROM : dan
fun ........ did ur girlfriend get to see ur cock

FROM : sean
thats happended to me about 5 times by now my nuts r really small and my gf is getting used to it

FROM : sean
they should have givin u a wedgie and then kick u in the nuts as hard as they could

FROM : That...is...embarras
wow,i...don't know what to say...

FROM : Jewelz
hahahahahahahahaha

sry <3 lol
-Jewelz-

FROM : Nayla
OMG!I would have comitted suicide then and there!

FROM : scott
Man, that must have seriously hurt.

FROM : ha
i was in your class it looked small

FROM : Cathy
Are you kidding? Your crush would feel so sorry for you and would fall in love with you right away. It's the Florence Nightingale effect. I know I probably would (unless you were really ugly or somthing).

FROM : be yourself by yours
oh my goodness gracious i remember how much i hated gymnastics. fuckers, even though i was pretty hardcore on the balance beam oh and sorry about your balls dude

FROM : Violet
well i thinl=k that some schools just dont exist cause wow thats bad

FROM : meanmann
haha was your (pick one):penis, dick, willy, cock, cock n' jewls, weenie, ect. real small because of the cold.

FROM : Bre
haha i'm sorry but thats really funny well maybe she liked you before that happened

FROM : Adam
That kid's a gay ass

FROM : mr x
hangon they saw kegged/pansted u ohh poor kid but its just wat ladds of that age do my m8 do it to people in my class and some times to me it not realy gay if u just doing it m8 to m8

FROM : Key Key
That is funny becaue I know what happens to a males privates when he is cold. Embarassing!

FROM : Cassie
I'm nice enough that I would never make fun of u. Sorry for what happened...

FROM : The Black Man
Ever since then, ive worn a cup to gym, and a really tight belt.
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rofl.

FROM : n/a
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

FROM : aww
aww thats so mean, but you know what if the girl helped you walk to the nurse...she obviously cared thats actually not too bad.

FROM : whitney
I'm a girl so that was funny. Also one day at gym we played kickball and someone kicked the ball and hit my crush in the nuts! So don't feel bad!

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