Embarrassing Family Story - Self inflicted wedgie

Self inflicted wedgie - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Timmy

It was Christmas and my family had all of our relatives up. There were about 30 people around and our house was so crowded there was always something to do. It was awesome. At least until the day before they went home.
We had planned to all go to the Nutcracker in Boston, but I was sick. My mom said that I could stay home but to lie down the whole time and take Tylenol. She said they could be home in fifteen minutes and all I had to do was call her cell phone.
Well a few hours later I was feeling better. Now, I have to admit something. I like wedgies. I try to give myself them and I wear briefs just so I get wedgied more often. I even sometimes ask someone to give me wedgies. I decided that now would be a perfect time to give myself one since everyone was out. So I put on about six pairs of varying briefs and tried to give myself a hanging wedgie. I wanted it to be real but I wanted to be able to get out of it. I chose a hook in my room and I stood on a chair to get up to it. I made sure I left the chair within reaching distance. So I gave myself one and it was a good one. Nothing ripped and I just hang there, enjoying it.
Then, when I am done. I try to swing my legs over to get onto the chair. I accidently knock it over and way out of reaching distance. I am now panicking, and I am going to rip my underoos
when I hear the door open. I am so embarrassed and in a lot of pain that I can't control my bladder and I piss all over my undies.

My parents them come in and get a real shock when they see me hanging there. After a minute, everyone is standing aorund me, laughing as hard as they can. Then my brother gets out his newly received video camera and starts taping me. I am so embarrassed I start crying. I am in front of all my girl cousins and they are laughing as hard as they can. My brother then tapes the whole thing while my parents remove me off the hook and help me out.
The next week at school, everybody finds out about it and I am laughed at so much, I almost wanted to change schools. Also, everytime family or friends come over, my parents show that video everytime, and to them it never gets old.

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FROM : gef
Loser!!!! :)

FROM : nick
Oh, yeah. We ALL believe that story.

*rolls eyes*

Kinda desperate, aren't you?

FROM : Kafe
Its really Fantastic Story Funny Girl .
waaaaw Thanks

FROM : Anonymous
wow you are stupid

FROM : natalie
omg, i cannot stop laughing over this one. its the best one ive read so far! thats so hilarious, but i feel so bad for him.

FROM : hey
hey, why did you wear six briefs?

FROM : Ben
Wow! That must be really embarassing. I would hide the rest of my life if I were you. But I also have to admit, I like wedgies too so you're not the only one.

FROM : jackie
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FROM : W
Wedgies aren't that bad, in fact they're great. But i don't ask for wedgies. I think i'll try that but avoiding getting caught.

FROM : mike
u r a retard for doing that but i like to give my self hanging wedgies too. next time have some scissors or a knife to cut yourself down if needed!

FROM : Anonymous
thats great dude

FROM : bedwetter and i like
how can you hold yourself up with 6 pairs cause i tried and they ripped please tell me

FROM : Anonymous
Awwwwwwww for fun i put on swet pants and the sit on the toilet and start to piss then i suck the WARM WET PISS out its fun!!!

FROM : Like2Sniper <-x-box
y would you do that you stoopid tard. if i were one of your reletives i would have yanked on your legs to increase the pain lol

FROM : Anonymous
your weird

FROM : me
Come give me a wedgie pleeze!

FROM : Chris
:D hehehe

FROM : mjf
use the edge of a bunkbed or get a few friends for a game of dares and say when they're daring you

FROM : Dan
Dude I like wedgies to and I have some briefs but I don't wear them that much and not at night because I am a bed wetter. U are such a loser

FROM : Wedgie Boy
Wow man sorry to hear that. I like wedgies too, giving getting and hanging i like it all. Ive been caught hanging once but it wasnt as bad as what happend to you, just always have a fast way to get out of it. Knife or scissors like that other guy said. Good luck man

FROM : another self wedgie
Play dares and g friends then to do it,hang of a vertical pole or stick a brush down your pants and then lift

FROM : Wox
wow And u have the courage to go to school ?
I Can't blive how stupid u are.

FROM : zoe
what kind of person enjoys wedgies?? geesh you r some weerd kid lol"no offence"

FROM : bob
i love wedgies 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : micheal jackson
i like to give myself wedgies with diapers

FROM : colin
i love wedgies they feel so good when ever i go 2 a stor i get more underwear just so ican give meself hanging wedgies and so i can put like 50 paris on it feels so good

FROM : wwwww
How old were u b-cuz that was a dumb thing to do. Why do u like wedgies. Your brother shouldn't have recorded it.

FROM : bitch
i luv fuckin wedgies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

FROM : neil
i gave myself a hanging wedgie to... and cut my ass in the process . making it bleed..

FROM : Zachary
I love wedgies too. But I don't ask for them. I give them to myself. I gave myself a hanging wedgie and my undies ripped. I 'll get it write

FROM : unknown
there there youre not the only 1 but think b4 doing to get 1 safely get the ends of youre undies put them on each top of a chair (if it has poles on each side) and try to sit heaven to you

FROM : Anomynous
hay try hiden wedgies ive found 1 its portable (just dont get wedgied while doing this veryisoin) just get a ropeput it through the back of youre leg holes put them over youreshoulders and tie them tightly as posible put somthing over it and no 1 will see you get wedgied by youre self i like em to to make you feel better but i do im doing it now infact bye

FROM : Anonymous
next time where a thong lol

FROM : snow pee
ok...were you droped on your head when you were little or are you just a retard?

FROM : sentinel
Your parents are sexually abusive.

FROM : Toots
what do u mean by varying breifs, and how didnt u get out of it

FROM : Anonymous
lol u htink that people want ot know u r mental

FROM : Anonymous
wow what a retard did your cousins see how small your dick was too?

FROM : Me
I love getting wedgies! It's so fun, any one who thinks differently is a jerk! no doubt about that!

FROM : dumb ass kid
mabey next time get 2 chairs and a diaper u dumbass. but i love wedgies, swirlies, tighty-whities, jockstrap wedgies (put on a jockstrap that has a cup and give ur self a hanging wedgie), oh and i stuff my briefs so it looks bigger. hahahaha

FROM : Anonymous
EWW YOUR FUCKING GROSS WEGIES HURT AND YOUR A FAG!

FROM : Anonymous
eeerrrr r u gay? cos givin yasel a wedgie must b like gettin fcked up the arse!

FROM : ec
wow that was like idotic tehe but funny

FROM : Wedgie Giver And Sel
Wow I Like The Idea But Remember To Not Drink Anything Next Time!I Get Sum Ripe And Use The Hanger Holder In My Closet!

FROM : Anonymous
i am your cousin ha ha ha ha ha it was funny when u pee

FROM : dave
hanging wedgies are great.. i like it whne my balls gets squished... it kinda hurts but at the same time is awesome

FROM : Tyler
wow. and I thought I was the only person obsessed with wegies-kool

FROM : n
you are a freak
Die now and rid the world of your self

FROM : bye
i was playing dolls 1nce but i wouldnt listn to my friend so she got a rope said ure gona be hung by the tree so i imatated her put it on me got stouck and she pulled it as hard as she could i was at least inches off the ground and boys past and laughed

FROM : Taters
What the heck is wrong with you?!? you LIKE wedgies?...my advise...wear thongs or something and don't hang yourself from a hook again

FROM : moll
haha lmaol lol

FROM : bradley
ha that is hilarious how did you get that hanging wedgie o work wheni tried i ripped my briefs but im guilty i like recieving wedgies too

FROM : scorgie
people like wedgies!!! i don't understand

FROM : wedgie lover
That is so embarassing! And don't feel bad about liking wedgies I like them too!

FROM : Sylvia
What the fuck?? U like getting wedgies?? God your freaks

FROM : Brian
You are so lucky I know that sounds weird but if that happened to me Iwould be in heaven.

FROM : Anonymous
that kind of thing happened to me once but at least u didn't have pva glue poured down ur undies when one of your cousins realised u had a wedgie and went to pull it harder but culdn't and told every1 you had glued yourself into a permanent wedgie, that wedgie lasted a good 2 days

FROM : wow
i cant believe you are like that gay!

FROM : me
ur gay...why would u wanna give yourself a wedgie...

FROM : Holk
How can you give yourself a good hanging wedgiewe have no hooks. And my family is always home. Except on wendesdyas for only 15 mins. Give me an idea,./ I kinda want one. I've given myself a bunk wedgie but that's not the same.

FROM : DUDE
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITHES

FROM : Anonymous
fuckers!

FROM : The Black Man
...What the hell?

FROM : hahaha
you are sooooo stupid! hahahahahahahahaha sucker! put that vid on youtube!!!!

FROM : steven
id like to know how to give myself a wedgie so if u cud comment so id no

FROM : Anonymous
You should post that video on youtube.

FROM : bob
oh my god how did you hang yourself, and how has a hook lov enouth to do that anyway

FROM : stephanie
so do you have any tips on how to get the best hanging wedgie?

FROM : samantha
that was a sweet and intresting story i like to give my self wedgies too but i want to hang but i'm scared that they might rip.

also did you bleed at all

FROM : Kylie
OMG! That must be so embarrassing-But anyway Ha Ha Ha-I wish i was there-I would have teased you about pissing on yourself more than anything-Ha Ha -Invest in diapers!!!

FROM : lex
wow i like zac efron i try to give my self one to

FROM : hey
i like to do long lasting hanging wedgies, and was never caught. poor you.

FROM : Flannie
Ohh...can you post the video?

FROM : (none of your beez w
1 year ago, i had came to my friends house. He had a 6 yr. old kid at his house.i was 10 years old at the time and the kid had given me the most atomic wedgie ihad ever experienced.

FROM : ME
U LIKE WEDGIES TO??? I LIKE THEM NOT!!!!!!

FROM : wow
That is probably the most embarrassing story ever! I mean, it really is because it's not like your family just remembers it, but they have video footage to prove it!

FROM : jacob
I know how you feel,i also have a wedgie fetish.Every time my parents leave me by myself i hang myself by my undies.Sometimes they knock on my door and ask what the noise is and i tell them i'm looking for my old stuff.So my advise is,do it when your folks leave,also make sure you have something to cut your underwear off.

FROM : obody
wow wierd hABBIT

FROM : pd
Very unbelievable

False story

FROM : myself
that is awsome but u shod do it wen nobody is home

FROM : Anonymous
Dude you are weird. Why would anyone WANT a wedgie. You are a sick, sick person.

FROM : bob
i wont even ask

FROM : edgjadfb;l
wedies feel so good i love it when some one gives me one it gives me a orgasim

FROM : CJ
Funny that almost happend to me once but my girlfriend left me hanging tied head to toe and by my jeans. I had my briefs over my head(atomic wedgie) and i had minutes till they got home so i got down justmed all the way to my room and strugeld out of it.

FROM : kyle
You couldve put your legs on the wall and then got your underwear off

FROM : kyle
You couldve put your legs on the wall and then got your underwear off. And holk you can go into your room and lock the door and then if you have a bed post like a screw then put your underwear on it and let go. I do it all the time

FROM : ppo
i love wedgies

FROM : harry
i once washange by myhole family andwas eft therefr hours

FROM : sdfdf
what a bad family

FROM : Max
Awesome idea about several briefs so wedgie wouldn't rip underwear, I like wedgies too, shame about parents seeing u + ur bro videoing it, out of interest what did parents say when they caught u?

FROM : Anonymous
I wish that cold happen to me exept not the parents part

FROM : Q T
I don't anyone who likes wedgies. Is that a gay thing? Really, I'm serious.

FROM : Jeremy
Ummmmm.. thats weird cause i like wedgies too but i do it in the basement and my brother came down and saw me he didnt know what was going on.

FROM : wow
that's embarassing !

FROM : Anonymous
Do you have pics

FROM : bobby
wish i cuold of happend to me :(

FROM : bobey
you are crazy dident that hurt

FROM : jenny
wow thats embarrasing i would give you a tip if you like wedgies then dont hang your self just do a bra connection wedgie if you need instructions look it up

FROM : veteran being-alone
you shouldve organised it better so u wouldnd get caught and always listen for doors!

FROM : Jack
yeah you are stupid for not carrying a knife or somthing to cut you down incase you got stuck but i like hanging wdgies to i almost made the same mistake once but before they could open my bedroom door i bounced enough to ripp them then dived under the covers

FROM : Brittany
Ok seriously, if a person likes to give themselves wedgies them they are mental as my boyfriend would say. Mental people.

FROM : Macey
that sounds so hot.....except fro the peeing part ^^ lol

FROM : Anonymous
I want a wedgie

FROM : Lamozor
Wow that sucks dude! I onece gave myself a hangin wegi from a tree but I got stuck my parents weren't home and the manors had to get me down!

FROM : codey
why do ur parents show ur family and friends,do they hate you?

FROM : vic
yeah i was planning to give my a hanging wedgie that i want to rip and i will video tape it

FROM : Nicole
You should have tried to do it in a bathroom or somthing so u could lock the dooor and if anyone came in say :im going to the bathroom"

FROM : nick
ok after 6 years i still come back to read this story to crack me up lol and after a few years i have come to reliaze that this is very believable

FROM : nicole
I want a wedgie so bad ! a painfull one

FROM : connor
i got a wedgie wose. my older brothe hung me on a pole for an hour, and i was like 5 feet in the air

FROM : TarCrorpVah
hello! somebody maybe use google?

google

FROM : Kaytlin
My cousin (20) (boy) and I (12) (girl) had to babysit my little cousins! He was just texting the whole time so I told him to help me! He got mad and gave me a hanging wedgie and left me there until my underwear ripped! And my aunts and uncles said we couldn't let them go to sleep or they wouldn't sleep at night, and this made them laugh so my cousin told me to go get more underwear on so I did! Then he just kept giving me wedgies and melvins so they would keep laughing! :(

FROM : Anonymous
=P I try to wedgie myself a lot but i do on the stair banister wher i can turn around and get out of it easy, but only do it when people arent around, and i try to make it obvious that i want a wedgie by showing the elastic of my 'Tighty whitys' when im lying down but noone ever gets the message...

FROM : Alex
I love wedgies and one time I asked for a wedgie from my friend and she said no and I was like please and put her hand up, I thought she was gonna hit me so I bent over but instead she grabbed my undies and pulled hard and lifted me off the ground then took my leg holes and tugged a couple times then she took the leg holes and hung them on two hooks then she pulled on my legs then she left and came back with duck tape and put them on my feet and duck taped them to the ground and then she lft me there for about an hour and then came back let me down and then gave me a very very very hard wedgie and I guess I asked for it.

FROM : xxx
I like giving myself wedgied, hanging wedgies especially but I can never do a perfect one. When my parents arre out I try to aim to stay there for an hour but it gets too painful. if i had a friend over they could tie me up but none of my friends share this interest

FROM : Tiffany
I try to give myself hanging wedgies but it rides to much at the front and I can't handle it.

FROM : oops
i remember one time i gave myself a hanging wedgie in the middle of my underwear was

FROM : Emily
I love giving myself Wedgies and in the front

FROM : d
I try and give myself hanging wedgies in my trunks in the swimming pool changing room before people walk in, doesn't work ... I also have a pair I'm boxers that have stretched loads... I'm close to atomic with those.... I'm 13 (boy)

FROM : wedgie lover
i once gave myself a hanging wedgie in my briefs in high school and everyone walked in a nd saw me. i liked it though and just yelled over the laughter that i love wedgies and now people give them to me all the time in school

FROM : annonymous
i love wedgies at my house in the country we have a flag pole in front and i would put the hook through my briefs and pull myself up butt my parents are never home so i dont get worried besides its a little wierd but my parents know i like wedgies so they might see hanging from the flagpole tha wave and move on

FROM : me
I love to do wedgies on me to. I cant get enough of em!!!

FROM : t
one day when i was walking home from school i saw these girls by a tree so i said hi and these two girls come behind be and grabed me and draged me to the tree so i tried to escape but they had a strong grip and when we were at the tree and the two girls lifted me up high and the head girl grabs down my pants and grabed my panties and hooked it onto a tree branch and dropped me and then grabed my legs and started swinging after they were done swinging they got me down then started to give all atomic, melvin , tarzan ,superman , all of them but after that was all over for so i thought they had bag of thongs and made me wear them backwards then they gave me a hanging melvin with the backwards thong on which hurt then they hooked me on two tree branch so it would hurt both ways and the worst thing was that i had 30 pairs of thongs on but when there was was one last pair it didn't break

FROM : ?
Is it on YouTube

FROM : tommy
your story sucked so bad it was stupid

FROM : luke
That must suck

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