Embarrassing Mistakes Story - An accident in bed?!

An accident in bed?! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Keith

It was about 3 months ago, my 30th birthday and i thought i would stop at a tavern to have a few drinks after work. lo and behold after 4 hours had passed and 3 sheets under the wind ( just a little drunk ) i thought i would go home to my wife,yes i missed my birthday with my wife when i got home i was feeling hungry and all i grabed was a babe ruth candy bar from the cabinet. i proceeded to go to bed while i was eating this candy bar and, because I was so drunk, i passed out while eating it!

The next morning i was suddenly awaken by being slapped to death. my wife had woken up and thought i had had a bowel moment in the bed and was not pleased about it one bit! I laughed and said it was just a babe ruth bar that i had, i was hungry when i came home last night and i must of passed out while eating it.

I never laughed so hard!

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FROM : lola winerfred
I was at a night club with my mates cat and dora, we were just dancing i wandered off a bit and this really fit bloke came up to me and started to dance with me i was having fun and i had never done this before so i danced with him, gradually we got closer and closer untill we were snogging. we went to the bathroom and 'did it'. this was the first ever i had! im in year 10!
any way so we snogged all the way to his appartment and 'did it' on his bed.
When i woke up in the morning i was still in his bed. it seemed really familliar! then my friend danny walked in and screamed. it was her brother!

FROM : lllll
That's hilarious.

FROM : ass
thanks alot for wasting my time!!!!!wtf r u gay or soemthing dam~

FROM : Imani
That story was the corniest stiory ive heard so far

FROM : Anonymous
you are one lame assed loser

FROM : angela
funny

FROM : John
Wots a babe ruth bar?

FROM : me
weirdo

FROM : Anonymous
you have sick humor

FROM : Anonymous
that's such a lie
you spell like a 3rd grader

FROM : rachel
u need 2 see a doc

FROM : Natalie
ur an asshole!

FROM : Bee
u think that thats funny? SICKO

FROM : me
that isn't embarrassing at all....

FROM : BABYRUTHPOOP
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
is this for real? I'd think that your wife would have smelled it if you made a bowel movement in bed, unless she has a bad smeller!

FROM : boogymonster
I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS !!!!! haha lol

FROM : ?/?
thats dumb (and i mean u)

FROM : Cara
Hahaha

FROM : Nicollie
Thats Hilarious

FROM : MEEEE :)
hahahahaha that's funny SHIT! ;)

FROM : private
that aint funny

FROM : Katie
lolz!!!111

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