Embarrassing Sex Story - Wheres it gone?

Wheres it gone? - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous

I met my girlfriend online, and i met her for the first time. Well, to make a long story short, when we met, we shared a bed. It was a really amazing thing, me having lost my virginity to her. Well, we used a condom, and when we finished, i realized that it wasnt on me anymore. This scared me, and i had no idea where it went. Well, we just shrugged it off, thinking it was somewhere in the sheets.

About an hour later, things got hot again. I went to go finger her, and i got two fingers deep in her, when i found that lost condom.

I started laughing, and then she asked what was so funny. I showed her the condom, and she laughed about as hard as i did.

to this day, we laugh about it.

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FROM : asdfgh
hahaha thats funny, thats not embarrasing though

FROM : leann
kool but keep it to your self its not cool at all

FROM : julie
thats so funny did she get pregnant?

FROM : kari
this story was very funny. that just now happened to me. what a coeincidence!!!

FROM : Aimie
This story is more funny than embarrasing

FROM : S. Hick
That's ONLY funny until you realize that it means that you were NO SAFER than if you'd used NO CONDOM AT ALL!!! But laugh it up, genius.

FROM : glenn
If that's the most embarrassing moment of your life then you haven't done bad!

FROM : Katie
I took my ex boyfriend's virginity in the back of his explorer one night. Well the next time we used a condom and he of course still lacked experience. Well after he was done he started acting really frantic. Then he finaly admitted that he was searching for the condom. Out of curiosity I check myself and found it still in me. He was mortified, but I just laughed it off.

FROM : dave
that happened to me one of the first times w/ my gf too we freaked out...well now the bitch cheated on me after 2 years...grrrr oh well...im better off...she abused me bigtime

FROM : Dave
Just so you know, its bad to have a condom come off and get stuck in a woman.
If condoms often come off your penis, then you need to buy tighter fitting condom that won't fall off.

FROM : Stupid
Yea, thats not embarrassing

FROM : Anonymous
HAHAHAH THAT GUY GOT ABUSED BYE HIS G/f GOOOOOFFFFFFFF good i hope she cheetted on you fag

FROM : Evelyn
Ha, that happened to me too. It was so funny until I got a prank call with somebody yelling out hoover, come vaccum my floor! Never again will I trust my friend to keep a secret. I still don,t know who had called me!!!

FROM : KiKa rOkz ur sOkz
lmaO dat shyt is hilariOse !!!!hahahahahahah

FROM : yeah
It fell off because you have a small needle dick. LMFAO

FROM : ANNONYMUS
that is soooooooooooooo gross!!!

FROM : Jools
I bet you wouldn't be laughing if you'd got her pregnant. Don't blokes realise that they have to hold it on when they pull out?

FROM : Me
AH thats my fear =[

FROM : alisa
wow thats pretty funny. the same thing happened to me but it didnt go all the way in, like half stuck out. ours wasnt funny though cause i didnt care for the guy.

FROM : Assface McGillicutty
What's not so funny is when the condom has sperm in it and you realize your gf could now be pregnant. Even worse, I lost a condom in my gf one time and we couldn't get it out. I guess it had been rammed up there pretty far.
She had to go to a clinic to have it removed -- and THAT was embarrassing.

FROM : Anonymous
not funny and not embarrasing

FROM : anonymous
thats not funny she couldd get pregnant

FROM : A
I guess you had to be there.

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