Embarrassing Other Story - Nowhere to go!

Nowhere to go! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Chris

This happened last weekend:

My ROTC group(pre-navy group) from school took us to a navy school in virginia, and we stayed there for half a day. On our way back, everyone was hungry, so we stopped at Wendy's and got some food. well, i got a large drink and finished that, so i refilled it before i left and it was gone when we were about an hour away from school. on the bus, i was sitting with a friend in the same situation, since we didn't go pee before we left. anyway, we were suffering for the entire hour until we finally got to school. both of us ran to the front doors to get in, but they were locked, so we ran to the gym doors, which were wide open. we ran for the locker rooms, but they were locked as well, so we were stranded in the gym since every door was locked except the one we came in. since he was the one who was going to take me home, we got in his mustang and began driving to the nearest gas station. the problem with the gas station-they had no bathroom. by then both of us were dying, so we got in his car again and he drove to his house since it was closest. the problem there-the doors were locked, no one was home, and he didn't have the key. so he drove to my house, and the same situation appeared. so we were out of luck, so he drove back to the school and asked one of the teachers if he would open the locker room(why we didn't think of that before was beyond me), and he said he wouldn't. just after asking him, my friend's bladder gave way, so he was standing in his pants which were completely soaked with pee. he said that since he wet his pants, and since it was freezing, he said that i had to piss myself, so he came up to me and hit me right in the stomach, and i gave way. both of us were in the same situation again: wet pants, 40 degree weather, and we couldn't get home. the situation finally got solved, but we were both freezing our thing off by the time it did.

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FROM : Bob
Why didn't they just find a tree or a bush to go behind instead of all the running around? I'd say this is embarrassing as it shows their stupidity.

FROM : hanna
EH MA GOD

FROM : Anonymous
what the ****, that's just stupid

FROM : katie
omg u could have just peed in a bush at ur houses duh lol dumbass

FROM : josh
why didnt they just go in a bush or a tree

FROM : SteW
ok that storys crap no way could u have that much bad luck was it so hard to go in a tree on the way home or somethin i mean u had wendies cups? lol! silly man!

FROM : hoho
dumbshit

FROM : omg
your are such a liar.

FROM : Me
The stupitity of men is unbelievable.

FROM : syhebfc
You should have went in a bush or behind a tree. How dumb of you to "freeze your thing off" when you could have just went in a bush or something.

FROM : brianna
why didnt yall go in the bush

FROM : Anonymous
yeah u shud either b in a home 4 tards or ure lying

FROM : I'm not telling my n
You stupid moron!!! Its called going behind a tree!!!! ever heard of it?!?!?!

FROM : girly girl
Ooh baby!

FROM : joe mama
PSSSSSSSSBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
bushes, what a gay friend u2 shud stop bein firends

FROM : Anonymous
ye deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

FROM : hehe
what a retard why didnt you pee on a tree, or pull your pants down and pee on the ground before your friend had the chance to punch you???

FROM : oh my schism
awwww i salute the ROTC!!! enough about that...

well your friend must really like you. heh

FROM : Anonymous
other comments are true.
if you're a guy.
you have a dick
so just pull it out and pee!

FROM : val
thats why BUSHES and TREES were invented

FROM : nlkgaakjhga
y didnt u just pop-a-squat (go in a freakin bush!!!)heck im a girl and i've done that b 4 u loser

FROM : jack
ur soo stupid gosh u should at least dodged ur friend anyway... find somewhere else to take a f****** pissssssssssssssssssss

FROM : nina
Ya'll are obviously not too bright.... you could have just gone outside. DUH!

FROM : shani
...that's DUMB!

FROM : kilogram62
they should'nt have gone in a bush it was freezing.

FROM : Lily
Stupid your I guy outside duh

FROM : ???????
wow thats funny why didnt you go in a bush.

FROM : fartass
WTF!You lying bitches!

FROM : Rebeka
Wow that would suck I really feel bad for you! Lesson learned: trees are good tiolets when ur desperate

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