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Submitted By : Anonymous


Im a single 28 yr. old male athlete - I keep myself pretty fit through running and lifting.

Quite often I will skinny dip in my inground pool late in the evening. One night this past summer I had been partying and when I returned home around 2:00 a.m. I grabbed another beer, stripped naked in the house, and walked out back and dropped in the pool for a short moonlight swim.

Unfortunately sometime after 30 minutes or so I fell asleep on the chaise lounge chair, only to be awakended around 8:00 a.m. in the morning by the 19 year old girl that cleans my pool and cuts my grass. Needless to say, I awoke somewhat startled, surprised, and embarrassed (and she was obviously embarrassed too) With no clothing or towel to cover myself with, I decided to act real "cool" as I have nothing to be ashamed of with a bigger than average penis. So I proceeded to drop in for a 5 minute swim and then out quick and to the house. She was absolutely startled, but looked pleasantly surprised, as I caught her staring at me throughout my swim and on my walk back to the house. It was totally embarrassing and stupid, but looking back on it, it was also quite arousing to have her see me naked with no chance of covering that morning hard-on and all the glory that went with it.

Hopefully it won't happen again, but it really wasn't as embarrassing as I thought it would be. She was pretty cool about it and never mentioned it again throught the remainder of the summer. I guess I can be glad she found me, and not the neighbor who might have contacted the police.

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FROM : chrizit
man ure such a dork!

FROM : JIM nudist
Anonymous, what a great story. this is yet another story of how being nude aroung non-relatives is not nearly that embarrassing. maybe this happened to get you thinking about considering becoming a nudist. hopefully you can get your "freebodyzone" pool-cleaner to consider nudism,too.

FROM : nice try!
Loser! Hey, newsflash: Three inches isn't "bigger than average!"

FROM : georgina
how embarrassing !!!!!!!!

FROM : fubhc
Are u crazy?

FROM : bexi
wow !
id luv 2 see it =P
yumm

FROM : ?
big head

FROM : mike
im glad you played it off man its the best thing us guys can do in those situations

FROM : !$$!
That's f****** sick dude!

FROM : bitch
yeah i go with chrizit wat a wannabe and dork!!!!1

FROM : bah
blah blah blah. BS. lies!

FROM : zero or die
dude this is not some dating site. fuckerasshole. lol that was...ehhh..special.

FROM : Dang
You are a dork.LOL

FROM : Niko
Grow up. 28????

FROM : Jocelyn
You stupid idiot!!! Next time you need to bring a towel or a pair of clothes, cause man you are sooo stupid!!!

FROM : Special Delivery Chr
Great story. Wild but sexy! Would like to read others. Don't worry about guys comments here..they're just jealous cause they probably don't measure up! Great story and believable, too**

FROM : carey
i can see why ur single

FROM : Natalie
omg ur such a loser

FROM : Anonymous1233134422
the story 2 real 2 not believe but seriously 28!?!

FROM : Your gay
You should of fucked her

FROM : Nick
Fantastic, sounds EXACTLY like another story on here...

FROM : ????
ur a creeper

FROM : Rebeka
Wow, that's terrible lol! I feel bad for the girl 2! Awkward! Plus all u haters pls shut up because he handled it pretty maturely. What did u want him to do, scream and ban her from his pool?

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