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Stripped Soccer - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Jake


This happened to me when I was a freshman. I was kinda small (5'2 and only 88 pounds). I was on the JV soccer team. well one day the varsity team came in and picked about 5 or so guys to embarass like hell...unfortunatly i was one of them.
they decide that they are gonna strip us naked and tie us to the goalposts at the field outside. this was like 2 hours before the game and noone was out there.
i was kinda a late bloomer down there and so i was really small. that plus the fact that the pole was freezing meant that i was really small. anyway they tied us to the pole and left us there for wat seemed like hours. wen the first people came to prepare the field they were laughing at first, but untied us and told us to go to the locker room while they were finding us stuff to cover up with. wen we were in there the varsity team warned us not to tell ot they would do somthing worse, so they got away with it :(

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FROM : i smell shite
well personally i think this person is talking bollocks and isn't even english... as you will see he uses 'wen' instead of 'when' when typing when...

FROM : steve
no they did not get away with it. you just exposed those bone heads for what they did to you and the others.good for you.

FROM : Anonymous
You should have reported them anyway. That's intimidation and hazing and is illegal, and they deserve to be punished for their hubris and despicable cruelty.

FROM : haha
hahha

FROM : Me
As a reply tho the person saying that this story isnt true. The word when is spelt 'wen' in things like emails and sms'. So whos the stupid one now.

FROM : stevie
good for you pinner

FROM : the spassi overlord
wen is comp terms for when if u havent realized

FROM : Queen Elizabeth II
One should have kicked their ASS

FROM : duh
hello, no one uses the right words. dont u ever use u,y,c,lol,limh,lamo,rofl,wen,wut or something?

FROM : Really annoyed Engli
it's FOOTBALL! not soccer! PS don't ever call it "soccer" to an English person's face

FROM : Hannah
REPORT THEM!!!THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID!!!

FROM : mi
jkjkg

FROM : bethany
hmmmm they sound like jerks i feel sry for u even though i'm not a guy and don't really know what that would be like lol

FROM : Ha ha...yoiu got bus
Well, I would have reported the (and by the way, Steve, it's not boneheads)boners for what they really are.

FROM : joe
LOL! nice story, "tiny dick"!!!

FROM : Olivia
Good thing you have a small dick -- reading your story, I sense you don't have balls either!!

FROM : Anonymous
(5'2 and only 88 pounds)... Wow. Either you're lying or anorexic... I'm 5'2'' and 95 pounds... Well, not even... 5'1''; however, I'm a girl...

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FROM : Person
That's messed up! you should have brought a gun to school and shot them, not to kill, but wond them a little

FROM : Ryland
Gets some friends, watch diary of a mad black woman and family reunion. Do what madea would do, beat the hell out of them.

FROM : matt
this story is all made up

FROM : its okay
dont worry one day youll have a bigger dick than all of them and you can knock the shit out of them with it. kthnx

FROM : wow
wow thats sad. sucks 4 u.

FROM : Person
I think matt is right this story is made up

FROM : kathie
so evil. and ps "I smell shite'? i guess your thoes kind off hideously nerdy people whu dont even knoe the meaning of "SHORT FORM" lolx

FROM : Anonymous
hey i smell shite that was probebly a typo because in the beggining he used when

FROM : Meg
eh your wrong i smell like shite(haha) wen im on aim and stuff i always write wen. and i am english. ya maybe this person isnt english but im just saying i use wen all the time.

FROM : Samantha
How enbaressing NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

FROM : Bob
I haven't had this bad of an isident but at camp I was shoved out of my cabin just wearing my boxers. Ten girls wlaked by and saw me I just waved and said how are you doing.

FROM : Stef
Steve, what's with the word 'bonehead'? You've said that like, 10 billion times on other story's. (What's hazing???)

FROM : Joe
No. 1 how do you know it is made up?... Any evidence

No. 2 you wouldn't have the balls to even speak out if it happened to you.

FROM : nam
YOU PEOPLE! Ill bet you don't believe a single story and its soooo anoying! you don't have to say! y do you even BOTHER with this site if you don't believe any stories

FROM : Melanie
That story is not true. The team wouldn't tie you up naked -- balls and all.

FROM : me
i was onced tripped during soccer and laed there in my jocstrap with a huge erection.

FROM : Sasha
thats is so not funny

FROM : Anonymous
ooo i'm sorry honey!

FROM : S.D
i hope you at least won the match to get a little revenge

FROM : anonymous
i kno them theyre in jail now

FROM : Anonymous
Shoot them and drink there blood.

FROM : rebecca
sorry that happened!

FROM : Colonel Marksman
Anytime someone is going to force you to do something via grabbing, you are automatically given full permission to defend yourself. Hollering, "No, no!" as you feebily resist what might/might not be a prank. Kick, and kick hard (you did soccer, don't tell me you can't). It doesn't matter, they don't expect you to fight back. Use the rope as a valuable weapon from the one(s) holding it. If they tackle you, bite, pinch, punch, and be the wildest animal you ever could be. Scream and ask for back up. Claw at faces (they know that losing eyeballs is not worth tying you to a poll naked), break noses and bones if you have to. Utilize those elbows and shins you've developed in soccer against their soft stomaches.

After that, they will have to be willing to carry weapons just to pull a prank, and they will never even consider doing it again.

A bully once tossed me to the ground. Up to that point, everyone insulted and teased me because they knew I wouldn't fight back. Once he touched me though, he realized that was too far. I don't actually remember hitting the kid, but I got my fists ready and performed my best and snapping sidekick/roundhouse kick I ever did in Karate. Before I knew it, he was backing away, with his goons around him with a thumbs up saying, "Good fightin'."
Not a single one of them teased me again.

FROM : Anonymous
bob lol, u've got the right idea
no1 realizes the right thing to do is make a joke out of it so no1 laughs at u

FROM : Robyn Joseph
770rv137omyrsjzj

FROM : Anonymous
lol that is amusing... good job people helped you out

FROM : haha
dude come on kick them you coudve tried to get away but you coudnt this is made up

FROM : to matt
no its not, beucase the same thing (or there abouts) happened to me, i was hung by my bra on a fence

FROM : Jade
Well, if you tell on them, and then switch schools, what can they do? That and there is always fighting...

FROM : Sophie
Ow, I would have told!!! And get back to them! I don't get the reason why you shuted up about it! Seriously, some poeple think they are actually funny by doing such things?

FROM : Elaine
At least yer a boy!

Girls have breasts and hair.
boys have penis

FROM : David
there was this one time that i was dressing up in the classroom (cause our school has no lockers) and i was in my underpants and then it happened all the girls had to come in the classroom and they all saw me

FROM : kevin
wow your a pussy

FROM : ceasar
ya i was there i tied them up beacuse im a g

FROM : alexz
@kevin, wow you're an asshole. kaythnxbai(:

FROM : hi
sorry

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