Embarrassing Other Story - Nowhere to go!

Nowhere to go! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous

Here's a story I hope you enjoy, was really funny at the time and still makes me giggle when thinking back.

I was at a Phil Collins concert in Philly with a guy I was dating. I think I was around 21 then, a very dumb 21. We had a few beers at the concert but i could never get to the bathroom cause the lines were miles long. We left while the concert was just ending to avoid all the traffic and he said for me to skip the bathroom, let's hurry. I thought I could hold it, wasn't that bad so we left. Well I guess we weren't the only people wanting to leave early to beat the traffic cause it was crazy trying to get out of the stadium parking lot...also I believe a baseball game had ended and the streets were packed from those people too. Reaching the highway I realized i had to seriously go....I mean it was getting bad, but we were stuck in a traffic jam. I dove into the back seat and told him I was going to go in anything I could find...I found a large discarded McDonalds cup with the lid and he said that'd be ok...so i unzipped my pants, pulled them all the way down and was ready when I looked up out the window. I couldn't go because we were right next to a semi truck...and the guy driving kept looking down at us...he could see into the back seat. My date and I were laughing about the truck driver peeking...which made things worse for me, any laughter was pushing on my bladder and it was near impossible to hold in. I had to quickly sit down, cover myself up and wait until one of our vehicles edged along. Finally, as I was ready to burst the truck moved farher ahead...I got off the seat, held the cup under me and let loose. Well, that cup was filling up, higher and higher....and I was praying i was done soon cause it was going to overflow. But it never seemed to top off, I couldn't figure it out and I was still peeing.... Then I realized there was a small hole in the bottom of the cup.....I panicked as I knew it was emptying out on my jeans and the hole just blew out all over my jeans around my ankles. My pants were completely saturated, as were my sneakers. At least my date had a sense of humor about it....I felt awful there was pee all over the floorboard. I had to get the jeans all the way off and found a bag to shove them into. Rode home from Philly half naked....and when we got back to his house, he had to park a block away....all the parking spots were taken. I had to streak through the cities back ally ways to his house. Only to discover his parents were still up and watching tv in the living room. Let me tell you I ran so fast through his house and behind them and up those stairs they never had a chance to see me.

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FROM : kaLei
i would never have the tush to put this kind of story for everyoone to read!

FROM : tom
dippy story

FROM : katie
if i was u i would have just held it and if i couldnt i would have tried to find something bigger lol but anyway that must have hurt

FROM : Phil (not Collins lo
lol, check if they have holes in a cup next time u use it

FROM : About 2 years ago I
About 2 years ago I had something quite embarrasing happen to me..My apartment door was in a hallway and our mailboxes were right next to them. Being the middle of the day and having already looked out the window I knew none of my neighbors were home so I opened the door naked and reached out to get the mail. My girlfriend Megan pushed me out and shut the door. I was COMPLETELY naked!

I kept knocking and telling her it wasn't funny but she wouldn't say a word back. I honestly didn't know what to do. I knocked on doors to neighbors I knew weren't home, and i was right. I came up with a plan to go down to the end of the hallway into the laundry room and if there was anything in there I would grab it to put on. Click here to email this Embarrassing Story to your friends!

There wasnt :( I hid in that laundry room for what seemed like an hour but probably only maybe 5 minutes and heard a radio or a tv or something on the floor above so I snuck up the stairs and knocked on a door while hiding to the side of it...

My neighbor answered and I told her what happened and asked if I could please use her phone. She was either really trusting and stupid or could see in my face that I wasn't lying so she let me in. the phone was just inside the door. She handed it to me so I called upstairs and Megan answered, laughing hysterically. She told me she'd be down in a minute with clothes. While I was talking to her I glanced over and saw her looking at my thing. I got immediately red cause it started to grow and there was nothing I could do. I don't know if it was embarrasment or excitement from seeing someone peeking at it or what. My heart started beating so fast I thought I was going to die. My neighbor asked me if I wanted to sit down or something and pointed at a chair at the bar window of the kitchen and she said she'd be right back so I sat there now unable to cross my legs and hide anything. I figured she was going to get a towel or something at least but that was the kicker...

she came back and sat down with absolutely nothing for me to cover up with. We sat there talking for like 15 minutes before Megan showed up and it was the longest 15 minutes I have ever experienced. Maybe it's just me and I'm weird but sitting there talking like nothing is happening with a woman whom I truly never actually met (and never could look in the eye again) with a woody was pretty strange.

Man-oh-man did I get her back for that!!

FROM : Tina
that happened to me once ecept it was on a family road trip and the cup overflowed and i was like 6 and my 5 older bros and sises never let me forget

FROM : Anonymous
SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

FROM : me
i wouldv'e peed my self an told him i couldn't wait

FROM : Anonymous
OMG, I feel so bad 4 u! I had to do that on a 5 hour ride to our camp, and we had a mini van, and I had to go really bad, so I jumped into the back, but I couldn't find ANYTHING! So my dad stopped for a drink (at a place with no potty), and grabbed an extra cup when the people wern't looking, so I used that, but I stuck it in a pocket on the back of the seat infront of me, and so there was no cap, so it splashed out every where!

FROM : why do u care
wow i feel so bad for u!! did he break up with u after that

FROM : ?????
omg that was horrible i had a story just like that!!!!!!!

FROM : Tiffany
at least your boyfriend didnt mind and it couldve been worse

FROM : truckdriver
yeah that bitch was fine maybe she should piss in my truck

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