Embarrassing School Story - Sat in *ketchup* ;)

Sat in *ketchup* ;) - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : shewhoshallnotbenamed

Ok so this jus happened today so its pretty freshly imprinted in my mind.

Ok jus let me give u my general standings here first. I liked in a little town for a long time and i was you know popular, pretty, funny, smart...u know the spill; the type every gurl hates and every guy wants.

Well, we moved.

So now i live in a big city, and i am just moving up the social ladder to really popular, and everything is jus starting to feel good and normal again.
And then this happens:(
Ok so yesterday i started my period. It was your usualy average period, medium flow, you know. So, today, just incase i put in a super to make sure it wouldnt leak.

What shit. Im suing Kotex.

Ok so im in first hour and i get up and im walkin with this really popular guy and i fell *really wet.* But he was looking at my ass, which ppl usually do, and he didnt act like he saw nething, so i figured maybe i leaked a little but not much.
So i get to P.E. second period and i sit down in the gym and open up my legs real fast to do a quick damage assesment.
Congratualations, i have a BIG RED BLOB in the middle of my pants.
and i mean BIG.REALLY BIG!

So im like, ok this is fine, i will just sit here, and after the announcements are over i will scurry downstairs, dress out, and comlain i got cramps and go home.

Not So.

I forgot on mondays they make you stand for the pledge. So im thinkin, im almost there, ALMOST. and some bitch doing the announcments goes "Now if you will all stand for the pledge..." And my friend mallory and louisa were sitting next to me and i had already told them my issue and they jus BURST OUT LAUGHING and i was like "thanks guys"...So i get down there and the whole gym knows what happened now, and i grabbed my gym clothes, went into the bathroom and cried.
And then i got my cell and called my mom to come get me. Well, i guess in this school they expect u to trapse down to the nurse to check out whether u got blood on ur ass or not, so my gym teacher sent me down to the office.

I get down there and find out tht the nurse doesnt even have her own office, so there are all these ppl around her and she asks me why im leaving, and i was like "uhhh i dont feel good" and she goes "thats not good enuff to go home" so i had to explain the whole thing in front of this gurl who HATES me and is friends with the guys i am IN LOVE with and i know she promptly left to go tell him.

so when ppl ask me why i was gone, i jus say i sat in ketchup

Stumble

PREVIOUS COMMENTS - PAGE 1 of 15 - View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | ..... | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

FROM : Kirsten
Ok, first of all, shut the fuck up about "how popular you are," and second, you sound really dumb saying it. :)

FROM : Hannah
Um full of yourself much? You deserve it.

FROM : bef
sooo not true

FROM : Lindsey
The EXACT same thing happened to me. No one noticed though because I'm not popular. I've haven't used a kotex super since and I never will again.

FROM : ap
feel sorry for you.I hope you're still not emmbarrassed.

FROM : ufullofshit
you sound so fucking conceited when you say that you bitch. shut the fuck up about yourself an djust say the fucking story!

FROM : siobhan
u r full of youself

FROM : 2kool4u
u ppl who say that she is full of herself just for saying shes popular, probobly have no social life whatsoever. she obviously pointed this out becuz if she was really popular then it would of been super embarrassing. but if she had barely any friends then it would be the thing to talk about for the hour and then ppl wouldnt care any more. so u ppl r just probobly jealous, and need to find a new hobby other then making popular ppl feel bad about them selves.

FROM : Anonymous
well every girl has to go thru it.but, yah it would be pretty embarrassing.

FROM : Elizabeth
You can't spell, you're not popular. Oh, and I hope IF, and I say IF that did happen, I hope everyone makes fun of you forever. ;)

FROM : Claire
ok, that should have been embarrasing (i know the feeling) and it could me true!!!!

FROM : Jim
You're a dumb ass bitch. You deserved it.

FROM : Anonymous
ur a the biggest snob ever u little dork!!! OH LOOK AT ME IM POPULAR LALAL!!
DORK!

FROM : None
You're stupid. I hope you die soon.

FROM : Rich
lay off guys this is a serious and very true story. Even if this was made up it can still happen

FROM : Angel.
That's bad. I am popular too. them just hatters down there talking.

FROM : Anonymous
you idiot

FROM : catherine
u are to stuck up your own arse to find anything not embaressing. u complete tit, if i ever met u, i would smack u in the face.

FROM : catherine
u are so up your own bum

FROM : alissa
lamest excuse ever!!!!!!!

FROM : Sarah
crappy story

FROM : Elliott
how can you be 'so popular' if every girl hates you?

FROM : sk8ter chick
if you think ur so popular why havent i ever heard of you?

FROM : Becca
You totally deserve it for bragging!

FROM : Dave
learn to spell you retarded stuck up slut

FROM : beth
wow wut a high ego lol no offense but thats why i hate popular ppl so um next time use a different brand

FROM : Ha ha...I hate you m
Dito, Kirsten. I believe you way more than I believe this punk-ass bitch. Fuck off, oh annoying one.

FROM : chrissy
you think your so good ha but no your not bit**

FROM : Jessica
OMG that is such a lie! ur so consided and ur a lying bitch!. i bet ur 1 fat ulgy ass girl with no ass.

FROM : Anonymous
emily elizabeth from clifford?

FROM : India
Get over yourself -- your story had a little too much drama. Stop worrying about how great you think you are and learn to spell, you moron.

FROM : Hannah (lol... diffe
Wow. You can't even spell correctly... THAT in itself should be embarrassing considering that you posted it on a website.

FROM : shannon
ommmfg. u little whore.. someone is full of herself

FROM : matt
your not poupular. This happens alot to people they think their poupliar when there actually just avarage

FROM : Rachel
yea um if u really WERE popular i doubt u still r considering ur so concided

FROM : fucking bitch
well youre a cocky bitch and im glad that shit happened to you. youre probably some damn ugly fat hippo or something. dumb cunt go suck a banana.

FROM : whatever
you sound like this fat chick that i dont like at my school. her name is jenna and she thinks shes hot but shes fat. and im not saying that just cus she doesnt like me but seriously she wears miniskirts that only shows off her cellulite jelly thighs. maybe if she wear skinny she might be pretty but shes not. me and my friends nicknamed her Pillsbury Dough Girl. even my friend whom shes friends with agrees with me. later dumbass

FROM : Anonymous
snot, girls like yu deserve this stuff, girls do hate yu but boys defintly dont like yu

FROM : *Jessica*
Wow that's not even embarrasing. OH NO I HAVE MY PERIOD!OH NO THE GUY I LOVE KNOWS! GOD if ur like "in love" with a guy ur not gonna care! God and another thing STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW POPULAR YOU ARE!God EVERY GIRL HATES u?! Ya cos ur full of ur self and a btich! And guys only want u cos they feel sorry for u god!

FROM : abbygail
i agree w/ matt, i think im more popular than wut i am,and learn 2 fukin spell

FROM : Aaliea
ok, first like get over yourself aqnd stop think that u madd popular cuz usually the people that think they are the popular aren't

FROM : rez dawg
hahahahahahahaha.....glad it wasn't me.....ha.

FROM : Stef
Why does anyone care if you are popular??? You are WAY too full of yourself. Not every guy wants popular girls. there are lots of girls in my school who have good boyfriends, and the girls hate popular girls because they are so stuck up.

FROM : Alec
Just because you are popular doesn't mean that every guy likes you. I'd rather go out with a normal girl that's not so obsessed with herself!!! Jeez!

FROM : tanomano
stop sayin u popular and that guys look at ur a** all the time.

FROM : Josh
Ok, I'm a huge football jock, and you're probably a zit-faced dork writing this, fuckin liar

FROM : Charlieeeee = ]
well erm. chicka it happens to all girls. & yeah. its not so sweet that you braggg about yourself.

kthxbye.

FROM : . . . charlieee!
ahh. sweet sweet karma.

FROM : Caroline
BIG BIG KETCHUP BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG EXTREMELLY BIG YOU HAVE GOT A PERIOD COMING NOT A KETCHUP MESS!!!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
hahaha you loser :P Maybe next time shut up about how 'popular' you are and get on with the story.

FROM : michelle
i would beeee so imparassed if my crush new that and another thing probly some ppl are probly thinking [why did you go to the nurses office if you just got kecop] so you better be comming up with a better excuse!

FROM : Whimsy
What does your popularity (past or present) have to do with anything? It's not relevant to the story and talking about it just makes you come off as self-absorbed. Your story does sound awful, but would be better if you'd left out the parts about where you stand on the social ladder.

FROM : Abz
ur not popular ur probably a sad little pathetic geek who's only man in life is ur dad god bet nobody likes u cos ur such a stuck up freak whos full of herself i bet not even an ant has touched ur ass before cos it's so fat and covered in zits

FROM : Tanya
What happened to you happens to quite a few people. It is embarassing but it happens to everybody. You should'nt have left school for a stupod thing like that. If anything you should have asked your mom to bring u some more cloths and stuff. By the way just stop with the I'm so popular stuff. I mostly hang out with guys and they do not like stuck up snobs. I'm from a city and a lot of the poopular kids make fun of the stuck up snobs. So you probably never would have fit in. So get over yourself.

FROM : Mike
From what you typed your a nerd who thinks shes so awseme cause guys look at her butt.Sorry but I think you made up about bein populuar and that crap.

FROM : kat
i bet ur not even popular. ur prolly covered in zits and all of what Abz and Whimsy said. U can't spell worth a damn, no one cares about u so i bet everyone was happy that happened to u.

FROM : Anonymous
FAGGGGGGGY BITCHG

FROM : ur mom
wow Abz does youyr aunt touch your ass

FROM : alicia
nobody probally stares at yerr ass and yerr probablly not popular. so go make red marks mrs. "ketchup"

FROM : Anonymous
yeah who care if ur popular or not , ppl dont like stuck up popular girls and they think they r sluts and plastics

FROM : Anonymous
wow you are fucking stupid... i mean maybe I'd feel bad for you if you weren't so god damn stuck up and if you could type worth a shit. Learn some grammar and some manners first fuck-tard

FROM : sawyer
Aww damn. But just think. U will never see those ppl again. That's how I always see it. Lol

FROM : Anonymous
TEE HEE HEE

FROM : Anonymous
learn to spell. you are obviously not smart.

FROM : Me
I am so glad this happened to you.

FROM : Kayla
Yeah, got through a few sentences and said fuck it. If whatever you did really happened then you probably deserved it.

FROM : Hillary
Okay michelle you comment on every story and a lot is mean just shut the fuc up!!!!!

FROM : Isabel
Dang i feel your pain

FROM : heero
in my school you dont have to stand or anything

FROM : That's classified
Your story was really terrible, but even though maybe you are all those things you said, you don't need to put it in writing, it sounding off rather self absorbed and snotty. And next time it happens, don't give the satisfaction, like Tanya said, ask your mom to bring clothes and march back in there!

FROM : @Abz
Where did you learn to spell, Abz?

FROM : Jenn
these are all too long dude really make them shorter!

FROM : Katy
Omg! I used the exact same excuse when thus happened to me!!!!

View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | ..... | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

ADD YOUR COMMENTS TO THIS PAGE

Looking for a certain funny story or embarrassing moment? Find it here!