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"Man's Best Friend" - Thats Embarrassing!!
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I am a 26 year old athletically fit male whom resides alone in a quiet neighborhood. This past summer I decided to take a dip in my pool. It is not uncommon that I do not wear a bathing suit, as my yard is surrounded with large trees and a fence.
After the swim I took my suit and layed on a towel near the pool. The sun was so warm and refreshing I decided to sunbathe in the nude. I removed my Speedos and laid them beside me and began to sun. Somewhere within the next 30 minutes I dosed off. I was awakened with a stange sensation in my groin. To my surprise I awaoke to find the neighbors collie licking my penis. |
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This must have been going on for several minutes as when I awoke I was rock hard. My penis when erect is about 10" long and it was at it's best this afternoon. Although somewhat embarrassed, I pretended to stay sleeping as the Collie licked me cock and balls into ejaculation. It was a great feeling I had never, nor would ever, attempt again, but the sensation of being outside and being fully exposed and erect was tremendous. After I came, I was startled to see pearing through the bushes the neighbor girl, a college junior. I had to make a decision, so I decided to pretend to still be asleep. The adventure backfired, as she came andering over to find the dog. She embarrassingly woke me. I pretended to be startled, but my erect cock and newly spewed "load" was laying all over my stomach. As I jumped to get up, I realized the dog had taken my speedo and was running around my yard. It was erotic knowing she must have witnessed the entire act, but embarrassed as I couldn't even cover up when she arrived. I merely wiped myself off with my hand and rolled over, to never forget the embarrassment of me and her embarrassment in watching the whole thing.We haven't spoken about the event all summer, but have gone swimming together several times since. To this day I think she thinks I was asleep, and I am sure she saw the entire event. But no ones talking about me and "man's best friend".
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| PREVIOUS COMMENTS - PAGE 1 of 6 - View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | | FROM : Anonymous (2007-02-27 @ 09:51:10)
and who the F*CK would be turned on by reading this. all the rest of you are stupid and f*cked as well. | | FROM : Anonymous (2007-02-27 @ 09:49:36)
this is just about the stupidest thing i've ever read. | | FROM : jared@17 (2007-02-27 @ 07:01:44)
Man great story. Doubt it's all true. Sounds like you set it up, but it's a great idea and I'm going to try it myself this summer. Have a pool and neighbor just like your story and think it will actually work. Wierd, funky but yet imaginative and sexy!! | | FROM : Brittany (2007-02-26 @ 01:26:55)
Wow, that sounds really embarsing! I feel so bad for you = ( | | FROM : bethy (2007-02-20 @ 07:00:19)
story might be fake, but might be real. either way this is a lol embarrassing moment. don't know how you laid there still as the dog made you jiz?? Man...next time chase the dog away and call me. | | View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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