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Submitted By : Anonymous


I am a 26 year old athletically fit male whom resides alone in a quiet neighborhood. This past summer I decided to take a dip in my pool. It is not uncommon that I do not wear a bathing suit, as my yard is surrounded with large trees and a fence.

After the swim I took my suit and layed on a towel near the pool. The sun was so warm and refreshing I decided to sunbathe in the nude. I removed my Speedos and laid them beside me and began to sun. Somewhere within the next 30 minutes I dosed off. I was awakened with a stange sensation in my groin. To my surprise I awaoke to find the neighbors collie licking my penis. This must have been going on for several minutes as when I awoke I was rock hard. My penis when erect is about 10" long and it was at it's best this afternoon. Although somewhat embarrassed, I pretended to stay sleeping as the Collie licked me cock and balls into ejaculation. It was a great feeling I had never, nor would ever, attempt again, but the sensation of being outside and being fully exposed and erect was tremendous. After I came, I was startled to see pearing through the bushes the neighbor girl, a college junior. I had to make a decision, so I decided to pretend to still be asleep. The adventure backfired, as she came andering over to find the dog. She embarrassingly woke me. I pretended to be startled, but my erect cock and newly spewed "load" was laying all over my stomach. As I jumped to get up, I realized the dog had taken my speedo and was running around my yard. It was erotic knowing she must have witnessed the entire act, but embarrassed as I couldn't even cover up when she arrived. I merely wiped myself off with my hand and rolled over, to never forget the embarrassment of me and her embarrassment in watching the whole thing.We haven't spoken about the event all summer, but have gone swimming together several times since. To this day I think she thinks I was asleep, and I am sure she saw the entire event. But no ones talking about me and "man's best friend".

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FROM : lc
just a little taste of unbelieveabe....especially the 10" part

FROM : too lazy to type my
you are SICK!!!!!!!

FROM : too lazy to type my
dude, you're sick!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Rather Evil Lad
dude...thats fuckin gross

FROM : JJ
That is sick. Did you go swimming nude with her?

FROM : Snooky
I agree with Ic. Oh ya, 10" and having a rather great time with a dog.

FROM : Jenna
thats sick ewww

FROM : DUDE!!
Hes not sick..if u could be 10" and sexually please like that wouldn't you enjoy it?? dude i love coming and getting erect..who doesnt?

FROM : Anonymous
Think you Got a little carried away there didnt you aslong as you had a good time

FROM : Anonymous
i wish i had a dog like that

my dog just lickes himself

FROM : lalala
10"????
i think you were asleep dude!

FROM : Anonymous
unbelievable...poor dog!

FROM : Anonymous
please say you dont own a dog god knoes what it does to you or what you done to it.

FROM : JP
You're a lying idiot...if you just "spewed a load" why would your dick still be fully erect? Nice lie...we don't care, nor believe that your "10 inches." Judging by your BAD spelling I'm guessing you're 10 years OLD!

FROM : Dana
That's just wrong, you sicko!!!

FROM : Anonymous
minger :@

FROM : z
dude, u let a dog give u a bj...gross

FROM : anonymous
YOUR ARE SO F"ING SICK HAVING SEX WITH A DOG

FROM : tut tut
Let me remind you people who said he was sick!!!!! He wasn't the person licking the dogs D*CK......yeah....there's a big difference there! Or he'd have the RSPCA on their hands! ;) lol
You're all just jealous because an animal didn't fancy licking you! eh! eh! Too ugly for them! hee hee..........Good on you bloke with dog dribble on ya privates! lol

FROM : mamacita
totally hott

FROM : doggy stilly lover
wow i think thats hot i did that once with my great dane but i fucked her

FROM : big balls
bullshit your fuckin cock is not 10 inches long its probably like 3 inches at most. how could you enjoy getting sucked by a dog.

FROM : Schmoke
Sounds real kinky, and although the 10" sounds long, it really turned me on to read it. Never been licked by a dog, but bet the feeling was great knowing she was watching after you blew your load??

FROM : Katfish
It's one thing to lie about having a 10" penis, but you broke new ground in the realm of disgusting by letting a dog lick your nuts.

FROM : X
Oh come on...this is a lie if I ever read one.

Hmm flawless guy with a pool and 10" tool gets a BJ from a dog...the last part I could belive only it was your dog...

FROM : AMY
THATS SICK,AND GROSS

FROM : bk
I agree with Ic. I don't beleive it! A dog licking your penis and you don't wake up? Nice story though!

FROM : BINKYB
You had sex with a dog!!! That's sick. You should've pushed him off of you and had sex with the girl!!!

FROM : Meh.
Fucking wrong.

FROM : Haha
10"? Whatever. You probably aren't even 2 inches erect.

FROM : You SIKKO!!!!
YOU LET A DOG SUCK U OFF??!??!?!

WTF

FROM : YEAH RIGHT
IF YOU ARE 10 INCHES SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED TO GO SWIMIN' AND HAVE SEX, YOU PROBALY JUST A LITTLE 7 YEAR OLD WITH AN 1/2 INCH DICK THAT LETS USED UP OLD SLUTS BLOW HIM SO HE CAN GET OFF THEN HE JACKS OFF TO PICTURES of 3 YEAr OLD KIDDY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : SUZ
WOAH! THIS IS A GOOD ONE!!!!WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE THAT MYSELF!!!!

FROM : Danika
10' HAHA thats fricken gigantic :P

FROM : hinge
yeah right perv, i bet u have a minimeter peter. oh yeah... stop rapeing dogs!!!

FROM : lazy
Man u must of loved having an erection.those are awesome!

FROM : wow people these day
YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD..

FROM : not given
That is so gross !! why would you let a dog lick you down there!?

FROM : la chicka sexy
damn baby dats musta felt gud but if i was da dog damn dere b more den lickin

FROM : OMGOMG
got pic to show? IMA A GAY

FROM : Anonymous
you wouldn't probably share the whole thing online if you were so embarrassed to hide it from others!

FROM : Anonymous
ahh... and a 10" ????

FROM : bk
As much as you wished the dog licked your cock? I bet you were sucking the dog dick and getting a hard on too!

FROM : ha ha ha -- OK!
10'' yeah thats real believable ok buddy!

FROM : caty
10" would be believable, maybe if he was like, a black man.

FROM : Allisson
You are discusting man!

FROM : name is
man your so sick and gross

FROM : jess
u lil perve! ur so nasty and ur probably fuaking dogs right now. ur so lonely!i bet

FROM : dreamcast
dude...that story sounds hell-born and disgusting

FROM : eew
GROSS! THAT'S A DOG!!!

FROM : sexi lila
omg i wish i was the girl iw ould let u fuck me and i would do as much as that collie

FROM : oprah
omg you probably wrote this story to brag about your 10 incher. lol but youre a sicko for letting a bitch [literally] lick your balls. dude that neighbor girl is mesesd up too. i guess weve learned our lesson: girls can learn from dogs. wait wtf?

FROM : cunt
you horny bastard <3

FROM : dumbass puta
k well ive heard worse. some dudes are horny enough to fuck sheep and 1 year old babies. see now thats fucked up. i wonder how many dudes are going to use their dogs to get their balls licked after reading this lol

FROM : daria
who woulve thunk dogs are good at giving head?

FROM : hm
i didnt know dogs could make volcanoes erupt.

FROM : girl
i felt like i was reading some sort of short porn story man. thanks a lot dude now i wont be able to sleep tonight thinking about dogs licking a dudes dick. niiiccceeeeee hahaha..no

FROM : chick
what did you dudes expect from an embarrassing sex story. lol

FROM : bitch
now i know why dogs are a man's best friend.

FROM : Bilbo
Some male dog licking your balls is so middle school; I finally moved on to b*tches.

FROM : Jigsaw
Well played that man!!!

FROM : bob123
THere is no way you can have a 10" dick. Mine is only 8 1/2. You're a gayand a physco

FROM : bs
thats bullshit u dont have a 10 inch penis and wtf who would let a dog do that

FROM : Bo
I love to feel my erect penis

FROM : *Miss Scarlet*
Your seriousley gross how can you just let a dog do that ewww... You have seriouse issues... But I guess mwn will go with "Anything"... Also like people realy care or even want to know how big your manhood is... How totally sad, suppose you think thats cool well it's totally not... LOSER!!

FROM : [
to bad the dog wasent a girl

FROM : jojo
u sick get off on dogs when chick is watching ewwwwww ur fucking sick mate? thats almost as bad as kiddie porn

FROM : Bob
Doggy style

FROM : anon
u are gross

FROM : IIC
shut up bitch

FROM : Anonymous
Sicko! oh and i liked the 10" part...
and i notice u like to boast about your not existant buff body!

FROM : me
what the fuck thats sick your sick

FROM : Caitlynd
had you not been over zealous to over compensate... the story would be believable... 10" i HIGHLY doubt it, though it's not impossible. The story would've been just as effective without that tid bit of information.

FROM : Anonymous
Wait, you knew a dog was licking you and you still laid there? Uh... gross! For all you know, you could have had the neighbor do it for you, wise ass.

FROM : aussie gurl
your a fricken butt head! omg! that's so nasty! it's a dog mate! omg! you are such a tard!

FROM : i did ur mom
yo niggah uz nasty as god dayummmm helll...who does dat shit?

FROM : Jade
mingin ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

FROM : someone special
that is discusting dude... what were u thinking ???

FROM : anonymous
true or not true, it was so funny I nearly choked on my "CHEX MIX" that I was eating, so thanks for the laugh, I am in tears now, even if it was a little gross. (come on guys lighten up, you have to admit it WAS funny)

FROM : bigfatjerk
lol 10"....u wish mate...

FROM : wasting my time comm
u let a DOG lick it??? OMG, 10" PSH, YA RITE!!

FROM : Anonymous
as if the girl would just walk into your backyard while you are naked- wtfs up with that? how rude- but funny- but god just wait till the man with the sprog all over himself leaves girl

FROM : yeah right
totally not true.

FROM : Samantha
WOW. First thought it sounded sick, but the more I read the hotter it sounded. Embarrassing and kinky, but that's cool. Sounds like you have a nice long cock and your neighbor probably liked watching?? Wish I could see it ! Sounds hot and wild . .

FROM : Giselle
At first it sounded really sick, man. But then I picturted in my mind your story and actually got quite turned on reading it. Probably was very embarrassing, but also sounded quite erotic. Wouldn't mind seeing it, the hardon, that is. Sounds alomost too good to be true at 10", but if you are really packing that much meat...I need to see it, stud!! How could you lay still while the dog slurped your cock!! Wow, some control. I guess after the dog started and you noticed the girl, it was too embarrassing to stop and admit you knew what was going on. Wow!! too cool and quite embarrassing.

FROM : beth42lol
You are either one sick puppy, or wild..don't know which one, but I do know that if I would have been watching I would have been rubbing myself getting off watching the dog do his thing. Getting pretty wet just reading the story...got to go :) :) :)

FROM : K9lover
Name is Beth and although this story sounds really bizarre and unbelievable, I almost witnessed something similar at a party..so this can happen. Man I have 2 dogs and if you'd let me, I would love to video tape the 2 going after your cock...Now that's erotic and kinky. Great story, and although the 10" sounds unbelievable, you obviously have nothing to hide as you were laying naked outside to begin with, so you must have a great package to show off. The disbelievrs probably have less than 6" and envious!! Great kinky story...Have you ever confronted her with what she actually did see??

FROM : Anonymous
Oh man, I don't know if I should be disgusted or turned on, I'm actually a bit of both (more turned on though ;) )! I agree with beth42lol though, if I were that girl, I would have been rubbing myself too.

FROM : cassidy
This story is both wild, erotic and somewhat sick? I got to know if the chick got off watching you shoot your load. Did she cum that you could hear. Sounds real bizarre...yet I got turned on reading it and it must be very embarrassing.

FROM : Angeline
I agree with anonymous . . .true or not it's a great story. Wild, sexy, and a way bit strange . . . but I got turned on reading it!! Hilariuos if it really happened...

FROM : anonymous
holy sh*t... u r sick.....

FROM : Gabriella
Man, the story seems to be wild and borders on sick. I was shocked as hell one morning when I woke up in bed horny as hell to find my dog licking me out, so I am not as grossed out as some others. Sometimes the bizarre can happen. If you really have 10", man the dog was the lucky one. Would love to have seen it. Probably once in a lifetime...sick or not....it is embarrassing!!

FROM : Bob for U
Hey, Great story. You're a little sick..but I like that. When the dog's done, can I take a turn on that 10" popsicle??

FROM : Brittany
Wow, that sounds really embarsing! I feel so bad for you = (

FROM : jared
Man great story. Doubt it's all true. Sounds like you set it up, but it's a great idea and I'm going to try it myself this summer. Have a pool and neighbor just like your story and think it will actually work. Wierd, funky but yet imaginative and sexy!!

FROM : Anonymous
this is just about the stupidest thing i've ever read.

FROM : Anonymous
and who the F*CK would be turned on by reading this. all the rest of you are stupid and f*cked as well.

FROM : nicki
hey, anonymous - lighten up! story may be freaky and a little twisted but it is embarrassing as hell. You don't like it . . .don't read it. Story was great and bet you were embarrassed as hell

FROM : caromellooooooo
weird doubt it was real anywayz atleast it keep me intertained lol!=]

FROM : brooke17
doesn't sound believable but it is funny as hell and quite embarrassing if it really happened. Would love to have seen that dog work your sausage up to a lather HA HA lol

FROM : Anonymous
Ewwwwwwww this is the nastiest story ever take it down NOW.

FROM : Jay
lfmao wow... that is nasty getting turned on by a dog...

FROM : sammyjo
hey - anonymous . . .of course you're gonna think this story is gross. you're a guy (can tell by the language) but some of us chicks (me included) get off reading this stuff and wish I had been there to see him cum. Funny as hell . . keep writing. Great story!

FROM : Hot Blonde Baby
aww! you poor baby!

FROM : sammyjo
i'd be turned on by reading this stuff. wild & kinky story. if you don;t like it go back to your boyfriend and read the gay blade!

FROM : maryanne
MAN, THAT SOUNDS SICK BUT I GUESS IF I WAS A HOT GUY AND WOKE UP NAKED TO FIND THAT I WAS ALMOST READY TO CUM, I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP ALSO AND SHOOT MY LOAD. DID IT FEEL LIKE A REAL SUCK-OFF?? IS IT REALLY 10" OR WERE YOU EXAGGERATING?

FROM : The Black Man
FROM : Anonymous (2007-02-27 @ 09:51:10)
and who the F*CK would be turned on by reading this. all the rest of you are stupid and f*cked as well.
--------
Who.. In the world... Ever said these stories were meant to turn you on?

EMBARRASSING SEX STORY.

Not "1-800-Spankme".

Wrong site, kiddo.

FROM : donnalol
Kinky wierd your sick...but the story is funny and got me hot reading it! Laughed out load. If it's true, man thats embarrassing and funny

FROM : missylol
Sick man, crazy and you may be f***ked, but if you do have 10" I wish I would have been watching.

FROM : annmarie
Hey, annonymous . . get a life. I like reading this story. It's embarrassing, it's out there but it also turns me on reading it. Great story and if it really happened . . .how wild?

FROM : fuck-all-chavs
10 cm perhaps you fucking liar

FROM : jennifer4u
Wild story, a little screwed up maybe but when I picture it, it gets kind of hot! Can picture you coming all over yourself, with the dog licking you and the chick watching. Bet she was wet...I was...that's HOT !

FROM : sally
Man that's a very embarrassing story but also somewhat sick, but got me hot reading it! If you really have 10" you don't need the collie....call me!

FROM : suzette
lol..man this story is sick but kinky, and most girls like a little kinky. Would have loved to see that dog make you shoot your load. I bet you were quite turned on...how far did you shoot your load? Did it hit your chest, face?? Was it a big load? How long is your cock? Write back and let us readers know if this really was a true story and answer the readers questions, please? Will await your reply . . .great kinky story lol

FROM : konner loves jenna
that is bs try again to come up wit a better story!!!

FROM : hi
that was sick.

FROM : Fuckin horney!
that story's all fine and good, but when u woke up, i would be the one sucking ur cock, and that little neighbor girl and i would put on a show while u watched her lick my pussy dry. then i'd spew. while ur still sittin on the chair, i wuld crouch and stick that dick right into me. up and down. faster and faster. my boobs jumpin. i'm fingering myself just thinkin about it. u want more, leave me ur email and i'll send u a pic of me gettin fucked!

FROM : Anonymous
i could believe everything except the 10" part. unless you had surgery to make it bigger, thats obviously a lie.

FROM : Bullshit!
Bullshit!

FROM : Anonymous
This story turned me on.

FROM : Your Neighbor
Well hello neighbor, yes, I did think you were asleep. At least until I read your post. Now, I think your into beastiality.

FROM : agrees w the rest
sicko

FROM : the dickface
thats complete bullshit. your making yourself out to be some fucking sex god

FROM : Anonymous
your disgusting!

FROM : Horny Mom
Wish I was your neighbor. The dog wouldn't have a chance .. I'd be there first.

FROM : Anonymous
Stupid dog

FROM : Anonymous
that's disgusting get a life a dog man realy u should be arrested

FROM : anonymous
lol this story is kinda nasty but its to funny im in tears dude but anyway i would have been embarrased too if i were you! but how could you just lay there and let that dog do that to you ur sick thats nasty you could of at least finished it your self

FROM : wtf?
turned on bi a fucking dog




nice but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

FROM : What a load
What a load of crap. Ten inches my a**.

FROM : Anonymous
lol sorry man

FROM : jenna
thats umm really weird and i cant believe you pretended to sleep so the dog could keep going yuck.

FROM : guest
If it were me, I would have pushed the dog away or something...

FROM : Anonymous
what the fuck is wrong with you?

FROM : blah blah
i honestly agree with anonymous abut the whole people getting turned off by reading this turning on but yet it was hilariouse

FROM : Liar
Yeah.... This is real... Ooo and there goes big foot too!

FROM : Anonymous
rock hard??? Jeez, i wish i could have been there. i would have given you a better bj than that dog could have attempted. just thinking about your hard fuckstick makes we wet.!!!

FROM : Misha
Wowwwwwwwww wat an embarassing situation

FROM : Laura
How many bottles of wine must someone drink to believe half of your story, man?

FROM : Anonymous
you sick F*ck why did u do that and why r u telling us this u should kill urself u sick F*cker

FROM : Anonymous
the dog might have bit it off be careful nextime LOL

FROM : aninymous
ummmm. i would not share that.. butt ok..you got fucked by a dog and liked it because you can not get fucked by a girl..

FROM : Casey
i got two orgasms while reading that

FROM : rolando jacob
thats hot

FROM : Steve
Wait a minute...You knew a dog was licking your penis and LET HIM CONTINUE?!?!

Story fails.

FROM : Anonymous
Wow..thats really really REALLY awkward >.<

FROM : subhankar
when i will have this experience in futuer. hope i would

FROM : Anonymous
total eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

FROM : kazey
I wish i was there to see that! damn i wish I was that neighbor. instead of getting my dog I would have admired and stroked that dick of yours. and then f*ck you

FROM : donald
nice dick

FROM : I don't have one o.o
That is really sad...if u wanna get fucked...lets try useing a person!!!!!!

FROM : ???Anonymous???
You sick ba*tard. Funny or not, it was a DOG, thats sick. Do you jerk off with cats too? God, your disguising! Embarrassing or not, you should've done something! Pushed the dog away, I hope that girl found out the truth because you are one sick pervert.

FROM : fucking girl
it feels good to have a dog lick your fanny

FROM : Jim
This was so akward just reading it and I can't beleive actually having it happen to me. Imagine having that caught on video. I would die if the video was posteed on youtube.

FROM : Alex
Dude after i read this i couldn't stop laughing.

FROM : Elouai
So you discovered you're into beastialit...lol freak

FROM : Anonymous
10 inches bullshit

FROM : Mike
If you were swimming nude dude why did you have to take off your bathing suit,...you just wanted to get your canine fetish out in the open...thats sick .stop letting lassie blow you can get some help

FROM : Dorado
Your sick. and this is the biggest lie. as soon as you exclaimed your Cock size i realised

FROM : Anonymous
that's sick man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : MYO
that's plain sick dude sort ur shit out. !!!!!!!

FROM : anonymdude
this is the most f*ckingly stupid story ive heard... dude do u hav a fetish fr dog??.. man u need therapy or better a girl friend.... shuchks!!

FROM : Anonymous
can anyone else smell bullshit? 10 inch cock my arse

FROM : Scott
Really? That is just disgusting, i mean common, ugh

FROM : Anonymous
AT 10" I KNEW IT WAS A LIE WHEN AVERAGE IS 5"1/2

FROM : The author
I wrote the story it is true. I did add a few inches to my junk size but who wouldn't. I forgot to mention that girl didnt come wake me, she actually screamed in terror. Her parents rushed out side and she told them everything. The dog ran away with my tight speedo and as I ran for my back door, while the neighbors threated to call the police. I realized I had locked myself out! I know Im a douchebag and I've recently bought a dog because I can't shake the want for that sensation again. The truth isnt always pretty that why I changed a few facts. Please don't judge, honestly who hasnt smeared penut butter on their cock and balls and made their miniture poodle like it clean. Let he who hasn't had their balls like by a dog throw the first stone assholes!

FROM : NoName
Omg that is just...LOL Dude I almost fell of my chair (complatly naturaly aj?) lolz

FROM : meme
the neighbors cant call the police its YOUR house and THEY were trespassing!!

FROM : shashank
26 yrs old man seen nude.. tats interesting

FROM : jen
can't believe it! a dog was licking your cock!

FROM : O_O
why was the neighbors dog in yoour yard

FROM : Bob knobjob
My dog fucked my ass one time.

FROM : hmmm
This is clearly not true. And even if it was, that would make this person a fucking weirdo who has sex with animals.

FROM : The duchebag in ever
Did the dog just jump the fence or was it the girls doing because she probably wants to do you.

FROM : sarah
One time i was asleep totally naked and i woke to this amazing sensation. I looked around to find my dog licking my pussy. i had the greatest orgasm. I've been doing ever since.

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