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Horribly Embarrassing! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : John

alright well this all started when i lost a bet on a game with my friend and so i had to dive in my pool naked and swim across and thats it and so i did and i knew his older sister who is 19 and pretty and all that was coming over to float around later but i didnt know when well when i dive in and come up for a breath i see her car pull up next to the fence! my friend grabs my swimsuit and runs inside and locks the door! so she walks up and im like against the side closest to her so she cant see hopefully and im just talking to her like normal and she picks up the matt and lays down on it and shes lookin the other way so i swim over there real fats nad just hold on to the sides (so she cant see from my head down in the water) of it talkin to her while shes sunbathin and floatin around with her eyes closed and she was like john can you go get that suntan lotion on the deck and i was like oh crap what do i do now and im like you dont need it and shes like yes i do just get it and im like freakin out and she opens her eyes and i really start to get nervous and shes like alright and rolls off into the water and was like u asked for it and starts dunking me and then i take it she realized i was naked and got off real fast and just busted out laughing and i came up coverin myself and jumped outa the water and ran inside...

later she said she didnt care but i told her i did! and she just laughed...i was so embarassed

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FROM : SgtRock
God forbid you should like use some like punctuation

FROM : y would i tell u
How could you run inside if your friend locked the door?

FROM : Punctuation Man
Use some punctuation as*hole. It should not be a chore to read, sh*tface.

FROM : mike
should have stayed it could have been a good moment

FROM : Anonymous
y is it always the same type of stories? u get into the water naked, ur cloths get stolen and ppl find out.

FROM : Amanda
You need to learn some grammar...your story was so hard to read!

FROM : Anonymous
so embarrasing

FROM : no one special
omg man! it woulda been funnier if she taunted you or somethin, but hey thats just me

FROM : unknown
dats a loada bull m8

FROM : Sam
it's a good one

FROM : kaylee
okay yeah

FROM : The grammar police
And why did you have to put all of that in 1 sentence?

FROM : shelby
you said ur friend locked the door so how could u run inside?

FROM : kaylee2
You coudln't have gone back inside unless your friend unlocked the door. And if he had already, you would have went inside when his sister wasn't looking.

I don't beleive you!

FROM : Anonymous
Man, however wrote this...Periods aren't just things women get every month.

USE THEM.

FROM : Ashley
I cant really understand you :

FROM : ooooomg
hahahahahahahaahahh
haahahaha idiot, i wouldn't have done that maybe for a MILLION dollars. notfor a stupid lost bet, and evenif i was knwoing my friends brother was coming later. i wuoldn' even do it, your a retard!!
loved it though, get some fart stories in i hav egas so i love those : )makes me feel good inside about my self. POST SOME

FROM : Jonathan
That didn't happen because you siad that the door was locked but how could you have run inside if the door was locked?

FROM : Wexsie
That's not reli embarrassing, she said she didn't care. :O

FROM : Badde$t Beotch+-
haha so funny. :( (not) waste ur freakin time else where.

FROM : mr. lol
1 f,ing thing, called quats, i couldent read dat cus i diden't know wen it was the storey or whos talking

FROM : Tryna live it down
Umm...that's dry.

FROM : Anonymous
You need to work on your grammar.

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