Embarrassing Mistakes Story

Ask Doctor Sue - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Brian

I had just had sex for the first time when I was about 22 when I had this horrible experience. When me and my girlfriend were getting ready, when I took out my penis, she got this look of shock on her face - not in a good way. We proceeded, but I never heard a sound out of her. Now, I had read somewhere that a 4 inch penis when erect was average, and I was only a little below that, so I didn't understand what her problem was. She dumped me, and I was so confused.

Now, there's this sex talk show on cable tv, called doctor sue's sex talk. I was so curious, I called in one day, and got through! I was so nervous. I told her the entire story. She then revealed to me that I was embarrassingly small, and 3 inches was not normal. She rccommended me some pills, and asked what I would like to be known as, for future views of the episode. I was so embarrassed and flustered without thinking I gave my real name!

It turned out to be a popular episode, because one of the other audience members took her top off - so they replay it constantly. My name is heard accross the nation almost weekly. My embarrassment will never go away.

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FROM : ann onomus
HAHAHA!

FROM : Anonymous
tht sucks, what channel is tht show on???

FROM : Billy
Wow, that's embarrassing! XD Good thing I'm above 3 inches.

FROM : PJ
erm.. ahem... the doctor was talking trash. You're normal... and I'm not saying that because of being the same (mine's about 6)... there is no true AVERAGE, but penises are generally betenn 3-8 inches

FROM : PJ
forgot to mention, your girlfriend was horrible. She should have been more nice to you, and wasn't worth having anyway.

FROM : The Rejected Corpse
Fuck man that sucks ur girlfriend dumped you but fuck, that would be cool to be known across the nation!!!

FROM : JACKEN
u SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX!!!!!!!

FROM : lily
u shouldve thought about giving your name to her!

FROM : someone
just brian of brian(last name)

FROM : ...
aww poor thing...i feel so sorry for u...u'll find a girl

FROM : Jim
Deeam man that sucks, lol sex with sue I gotta find that episode

FROM : kam
u r a women

FROM : Anonymous
the name "brian" is not uncommon, and there are alot of people in the country, it's not like they'll see you on the street, and point at you and say "Oh my god!! it the guy from the sex show!!!" so chill out and relax. it might have been a bad idea to use your real name, but it's no big deal. they might even think that that isn't your real name, who knows. the point is:
IT'S NO BIG DEAL

FROM : Dorkman
Man, it sucks to be you!!!

FROM : xronaldox
im sure 1 day ue gt a big one dw bout it & if ure gf liked u dat much she wunt even worry bout ure penis wood she wood just love u 4 hu u r or wot eva but ..oneday u myt gt a girl dat we love u 4 hu u r not the size of urrebellend

FROM : Gillie
sucks for you buddy....3 inches?? hahahhahahahhahaahhaha

FROM : Anonymous
3 inches...........your joking right

FROM : Kim
Story is not believable, I watch that show and there is no audience.

FROM : Anonymous
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3 INCHES?!? :ROFL:
GOOD LUCK IN LIFE SUCKER

FROM : REV
U IDIOT THAT IS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD OF U FREAKIN SAID UR NAME ON NATIONAL TV AND UR EMBARALING EXPERIENCE WHAT DID U EXPECT ????????DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : kayla
i watch that show al the time on Oxygen, and i think i saw that episode!
lol

FROM : Anonymous
You all are mean!

FROM : MY DAYZ!
LOL! OH MY GOSH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! 3 INCHES? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! UR NAME! HA HAAH HA HA HA HA!

FROM : ZiG
I feel for you my man, you better get your cunnilingus skills on point if you plan on keeping a woman in future.

FROM : Ms.Priss
Wow,there are a lot of retards here bashing people for their embarrassing moments...
maybe it wasn't a good idea to have comments on the stories....

FROM : lexi
i don't want to sound offensive but you lost your virginity at 22, ha i beat you.
(im 14)
and really 3 inches you though that was a little below average?

FROM : Anonymous
3 inches isn't small! At least I don't think it is.
And it's better than nothing.
I know what it feels like to say stuff you shouldn't and have lots of people know so I feel sorry for you about that, but the people who are judging you because of your size are just pathetic!

FROM : Anonymous
awwww, poor you :( that's unfortunate

FROM : wow
3 inches? ): damn

FROM : grace
damn wish mine was that big,

FROM : me
damn scrap i dnt thank 3is normal im bigga on soft

FROM : Nakita
man that craps. hehe...
sorry but 3 inches??
UHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHA!!!
...soz... lol

FROM : HA HA HA
man dude sucks for you i havent hit puberty and im bigger than you!!

FROM : Anonymous
MY PENIS IS 5 INCHES AND IM 12

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