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Indian Illness - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous


This is only embarassing now I've told someone!

I was on holiday in India, and had just arrived in a town in the Himalayas. All the guest houses were full, but I met a lovely family who offered me a room. They put me in one of their own bedrooms, and said they could move me in the morning when some other guests had left. I went to sleep early - very tired after a long journey. Some time before dawn I awoke feeling sick, my belly and bowels were churning - and getting worse by the second. I felt the urgent need to get to a toilet, so stood up but quickly realised I had no control. I was about to poop and nothing could hold it back. In desperation I grabbed a large metal bowl from a shelf and emptied my guts into it. Then I put it back on the shelf, and passed out.

Early in the morning a boy knocked on the door and came in, "Please excuse me" he said. I was delerious and had forgotten where I was let alone the bowl full of poop. The boy went over to the cupboard and I suddenly remembered what had happened - but I didnt know what to say. Fortunately he didn't notice (despite the very bad smell), but now that it was light I could see it - a beautiful beaten copper bowl - the largest in a set - obviously the family's finest. Meanwhile the boy closed the cupboard shelves, padlocked them, then left the room. He was obviously worried that I might damage them or even perhaps steal them.

I couldnt bring myself to explain what had happened, and made excuses to leave the next day.

It has been bugging me for over ten years now. I often wonder how long it was before they opened the cupboard, and what they must have thought of me. So if you read this you know who you are, and I really am very sorry (and embarrassed).

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PREVIOUS COMMENTS - PAGE 1 of 5 - View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

FROM : Debz
at least u were the only 1 who knew about it until now

FROM : Emily
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you pooped in a bowl

FROM : Tiffany
omg.. that would suck. I feel bad for you! lol but it was very funny. i wonder to what they did or how long that it took for them to find it and what they did when they found it!

FROM : god
jesus, learn to use the bathroom

FROM : Anonymous
u sould be it was passed down in our family for years

FROM : Anonymous
ewwwww that is disgusting. How could that kid not have noticed that terrible stench. This story sounds like a bunch of bullshit

FROM : Anonymous
You disgusting Jerk its Called A Toilet Dumbass

FROM : Al Jareed
I can't believe you did that. You have disgraced me and my family, filthy American.

FROM : ellie
thats pretty freakn' funny!! yeah, i wonder how long it was b4 they opened up that cupboard!!! that smell must hve hit them like a freakn' brick wall!!! sorry u feel bad about it, but u have 2 admit that it IS funny...:)

FROM : ellie
bet that was the last time they ever opened up their home to a stranger...

FROM : obgohkoy
i rented it 1 day i thought i smelled something funny!

FROM : Turd
They must be Hinduz oh well they luv 2 eat that stuff!!!!

FROM : %^*
THAT SUCKS

FROM : meeee
thats a lie!

FROM : lol
u mean person!

FROM : Han
damn it! it was you that did that

FROM : hmmph!!!
hey, atleast u din dirty der sheets...sum things r nt in our hand...heehee!!!

FROM : el stupiodo
thats stupid y u let the kid in ne wayz?

FROM : notcool
wtf is wrong w/ u? at least shit on the floor

FROM : emma
ouch! i love india, tho. it must have been beautifl there!

FROM : Anonymous
YOUR SICK.

FROM : christine
yes... DAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!

FROM : poop cleaner
i will get you 4 that i was sanatiziseing 4 weeks and thrwe away 20 dish towels cus o ya but the past is b hind us and i say that its okay i at first hated u but now i under stand

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