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Submitted By : Susan


I was 17, and my boyfriend and I were having sex in the backseat of his Chevy. It was only our 3rd time, ane we were both pretty naive about protection. We used the "pullout" method. I had my skirt around my waist, and my panties down while he was pounding away. I felt him start to reach a climax and he pulled out. he spurted a huge load, then looked in the floor to clean it up. He couldn't find it. Just then we saw headlights coming up behind us. I quickly pulled up my panties and found where his load had gone. It was all in the seat of my panties. Even worse, the headlights belonged to the cops. I had to straighten my skirt and sit there in the cum as they took our names and called our parents. It was hard to explain the big sticky wet spot on the back of my skirt when I got home. I was grounded for a month, but my mom did explain to me about "protection", so we used condoms after that!

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FROM : kyle
well you shouldnt be having sex before marriage.

FROM : jake
i agree kyle

FROM : lol
kyle, wtf do u no?

FROM : Anonymous
I can't believe the condom fel off. Sounds like your boyfriend is a little underdeveloped.

FROM : pumpkin
kyle..
who r u 2 judge bout wat ppl r doin wit each otha be4 or afta marriage...its nun of ur dam business
fuck

FROM : guest girl
Swallowing would have a good solution to avoid similar problems. I could tell a lot about nasty cumstains.

FROM : Megan
True to that dude! LOLnot many people who post stuff on this site are virgins are they?

FROM : Janie
You loser! that's what you get for having premarital sex.

FROM : Tyler racine
well, your almoste the legal age 2 have sex u shoulda ssaid u wer 18! than they shoulda left ya alone! lol!!

FROM : Kayla
THAT WOULD SUCK

FROM : crucianpimp
ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I know that must have felt nasty thanks for sharing I am having a boring sunday at work and needed a good laugh

FROM : U IDIOT!
i wouldn't WANT to be pregnant-use a condom-save the cum for when u take it off!

FROM : Anonymous
Bull Honkey!

FROM : dksh
Shut up, Kyle, take your christian opinions elsewhere.

FROM : v
shut the fuck up kyle. that shit doesn't belong here.

FROM : ~*~Aurora~*~
"Kyle" shouldn't be forcing his opinions and beliefs on other people. It's your body. Do what you want. Just to be safe about it and don't blame anyone else if something bad happens.

FROM : Lame
Hey, Kyle, nobody cares about your self righteous banter. Also, How stupid are these people? Everyone knows the pullout method doesn't work.

FROM : Anonymous
kyle: your so naive. nobody goes through marrige before sex anymore!!!!!

FROM : ash
shut up kyle how would u like to spend your honeymoon in pain i mean what if ur partner was crap at sex geez

FROM : Anonymous
YES YOU SHOULD SEX IS AWSOME>>>>>>>>>>>>THAT KID KYLE IS A GOOF>>>>>>>>>>OK THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT COMMENT >>>>>>FAG

FROM : Anonymous
omg hot

FROM : t-bird
you are so stupid you dont put cum no where near your pussy unless u want a child u ass!!!

FROM : Carlie
me and my boyfriend learned this long ago. I will now pass down to you infinite wisdom for the future: keep napkins in your car.

FROM : voiceofreason
Why not, exactly?

FROM : Anonymous
i agree with kyle. sex can wait, masturbate!! (just kidding, it's both gross)

FROM : Jill
You were "17" and hadn't heard of protection??? There is also this cool thing called electricity........for the love of God, where did you grow up???

FROM : MissEshy
you're nasty and should be ashamed.

FROM : ???
lol that would of be funni

FROM : Anonymous
I really hope you're joking, Kyle.
Oh, and at least the cops didn't see you doing it.

FROM : jon
listen to kyle

FROM : vicky
in ur opinion kyle so shutup

FROM : Caleb
I 2nd that

FROM : tanomano
i agree with kyle.. ABSTITENCE UNTIL MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
Shut up, 'kyle', it's her business is she wants to have sex before marriage.

FROM : Me
Psh, there is nothing wrong with sex before marriage, it's marriage before sex that's bad, what happens when you can't have kids like GOOD christians?

FROM : go getta
was the sex good?

FROM : YAY I LIKE ME!!!
wot eva no one can tell any1 wot to do its that persons decision so im my opinion bugger off no1s makeing you have sex be4 marrige are they?

FROM : Assiram
use condoms idiot!

FROM : Anonymous
i thought the point of this was the story to be embarrassing, not a platform for rebuking people?

FROM : MARINE
dont be dissing christians i am one and i agree w/ who ever said no sex before marage it is grose what happens when you get pregnant

FROM : Jen
I agree with Kyle in this is coming from a 14 year old.

FROM : Proper Grammar!
True love waits for marriage. =/

FROM : Jamil
If this wait until marriage thing is just your opinion fine, if it is because of what Christianity dictates that you do then please shut the fuck up no one gives a toss

FROM : Hardxcore
Why did you just not wear your panties. I wouldn't have wanted to sit in that mess.

FROM : HJRICH
Abstinence till marriage? then why are you reading these stories?!? freakos!

FROM : JJ
If you don't no what your doing, than don't do it. Besides, I don't know what state they were in but they r both lucky her BF was not arrested for her being a minor. Save it for marrage cuz your lucky u didn't get pregnant from the pulling out trick.

FROM : seriously,
ITS NORMAL TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : peter
sex before marrage is bad you can get stds and kids and they never end up together and then the kid's lives get messed up and noone cares!!! let alone the ones that get aborted and killed!!!

FROM : Anonymous
shut up no one cares bout that

FROM : bitch
Dass so stupid I kno only 1 person that is into marriage after sexx therez no way to wait shit I'm a freak n pl who say abstinence shit juss can't get none sorry hon n shit if we wanna fukk dass all on us not yall
Thankz!point made

FROM : anonymous.
- lmao. funny; but, whyy come yuu just don't qo somewhere private. ; likee, seriously. ? ; somewhere where NOONEEE qoes.

FROM : Anonymous
"ABSTITENCE"? Wow, are you like 11? Why are you reading these sex stories?

FROM : Britney
Kyle shut ur ass if she wants to have sex thats her opt not yours

FROM : Colorfulbow<3
Hahahaa ohh wow xP xD

FROM : anonymus
and that why you don't do THAT in a car? Idiot.

FROM : u suck
you two are retarded

FROM : <3
Who cares about waiting till marriage So many people never even get married these days. Being married used to just be a way of saying that a woman belongs to a man. Like she's an object. If you want to wait till marriage sure you do that just don't expect everyone else to!

FROM : Ohh yerrrrrsh :)
Theres nothing wrong with sex before marriage.
What if you dont like their sex?
Better to find out before ;)

FROM : Ads
I too agree abstinence till marriage

FROM : Roar <3
I wish people would bug off and let her make her own decisions. U don't even know her and ur judging her!

FROM : Anonymous
not having sex b4 marrige is so old fashoned

FROM : Anonymous
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FROM : Anonymous
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FROM : unknown
I don't understand why people bother with sex before marriage , ? I mean having sex with someone that you may not have a future with is disgusting , and not having sex before marriage isn't old fashioned , ? It is respectful and staying pure for your partner ,!! Duuuhh !

FROM : Jess
I agree. Sex before marriage is healthy. Especially in situations where you live together. There is nothing wrong with exploring your partner sexually. Imagine getting married to someone and having horrible sex the rest of your life. Bullet dodge!

FROM : Kyle is a retard
true story

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