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Coloring my ass - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Michelle


Every time we have progress report days where we get to work independently. We were working nicely and then my math teacher calls my name and goes "Michelle please bring your progress report and Agenda so I can see if it's signed.

I brought it up there and he said ok here's a B. And he said ok let me see ur agenda.

Earlier that day in Science, my teacher wrote Hw: color assignment with markers.

So i abrevieated assignement.It said color ass with markers.

He went COLOR ASS WITH MARKERS???I started craking up so hard that i started crying and my mascara ran and i was wearing boots and i tripped trying to cover my face and i fell,exposuing my bright blue thong!

He said "ok tonights assignment is to color your ass with markers.."

Now to this day, people come up to me and tell me - "dont use permanent!" - grrr!

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FROM : howard
lol, that would be embarrassing. DON'T USE PERMANENT!!!

FROM : Anonymous
don't abbreviate anymore I suggest!!!

FROM : emma
That is not funny but the other ones were not this one weired

FROM : DudeWTH
That's not embarassing, just really funny! LOL

FROM : Just Someone
LOL. That's funny, but they're right, you shouldn't use permanent. ;)

FROM : rhianna
ha ha now thats just plain stupid and Funny
hey p.s. dont use permanent!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Megan
Well, that is bad, at least you took it well though! and you didn't pee either!

FROM : crucianpimp
thats funny your goofy

FROM : Matt
It would be funny if when you tripped showing you thong your classmates started drawing on your ass with markers!!!

FROM : haha
haha, nice!

FROM : Ethan
Did anybody see your thong? I would have given you a wedgie! Did you actually color your ass?

FROM : Brianna V.
i use abvr. all the time
and ass. is a really long word

FROM : Grumma
was he serious or was he jokin? if a teacher yells u just take it til they calm down; has worked many a time 4 me

FROM : DON'T USE PERMANENT!
DON'T USE PERMANENT!!!

FROM : Anonymous
Yeh...So don't abbreviate...simple :P

FROM : Someone
This wasnt really funny and its not embarressing neither I dont think...

FROM : ginger
that was kinda stupid u think so!!

FROM : alexa
i always write things like that in my agenda, but when the teacher sees... they say nothing

FROM : dreamcast
that would be really dumb. next time you abbreviate, put a dot after the abbrevietion!=D

FROM : Lynne
at least he didn't say 'tattoo your ass"!!

FROM : v
thats not embarrassing. thats funny. i would have laughed, not cried.

FROM : hehe
DONT USE PERMANENT!!!

FROM : okay
youre teacher sounds rad. lol and that was actually pretty funny.

FROM : um..
not embarrassing i would ave laughed at ma self

FROM : Ashlie
LmBo!..//This is the only funny one I've read so far lol!

FROM : Anonymous
She wasn't crying because she was upset, she was crying because she was laughing too hard.

FROM : Anonymous
dont get it

FROM : Anonymous
lol, That is funny.

FROM : lmao
this one was awesome, cept i wouldnt have been embarrassed, i would have laughed so f'n hard, oh and by the way, DONT USE PERMANENT!!!!

FROM : aussie chick
yeah right as if and you trip and explose ur g-string yeah right..what a crock of *beep*.

FROM : poop
that's funny!!! why the hell did you cry?

FROM : Stef
V, you're stupid. She was LAUGHING so hard she started crying.

FROM : lisa
that should have been a mistakes story, but I bet you were scarred PERMENANTLY he he. Be sure to use WASHABLE next time.

FROM : e
ha.... ha...

FROM : Anonymous
hahahahahhaha i'm tryin not to piss on my pant while reading this

FROM : Anonymous
That's funny. Nothing embarrassing except the fall.

FROM : Olivia
This is a really crap storie sorry bout that tho it aint my fault haha

FROM : layanne1
I would of been so embarrassed. I would laugh later on though.

FROM : katie
if i had a nickle for everytime sum1 saw my thong id b a millionair that wasnt embarressing at all

FROM : anna
HA HA HA HEE HEE, LOL!!!! i would of been laughing with u but i would'nt be crying...i look bad when my mascara runs!

FROM : muh wa wa, gotcha th
permy permy permynant

FROM : Anonymous
b glad someone did;'nt find out and duct tape u 2 the wall w? ur ass showing and colored it.

FROM : brittney
this is the stupidest story in the world.

FROM : hehehe
u kno thats your own falt your the one who wrote it but im sure if my math teacher said that i laugh so had id cry 2 . next time dont wear a thong!!:)

FROM : crimson
lawl . that why i try not to use abbrevaitions like that

FROM : Anonymous
i don't get it. your english is horrible

FROM : kat
that's like the funniest thing ever dude. your teacher sounds cool tho to tell the class to color their asses with markers.


lol, "don't use permanent"

FROM : Anonymous
if u laf hard enuf u cry dumb ass's

FROM : Hannah roxx! xD
lol i know how it feels i did drawing ass. with penils xD I lol about it all deh time

FROM : Anonymous
OMG!! lol a teacher said tht!? OMG LOL tht is toooo funny!

FROM : Smithy
G-A-Y

FROM : Steven Page
I got a bit lost but now I see that was kind of funny. Something like that happenned to my sister. It was hilarious

FROM : Natalie Vito
im gonna tell you something hilarous when i was at the musem for a field trip and my crush walking by and my best friend pushed me in front of him and my foot stubs his toe! How embarrsing

FROM : punkprincess
LOL!! this is funny as hell

FROM : anonymous
this was funny

FROM : me
That's not embarrassing, thats HILARIOUS!!

FROM : stephy
lmao girl i would i have done the same(:

FROM : Anonymous
good story, made me lol!

FROM : aNOMOUS
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FROM : mad maddy
ppl stop adking "why wheere u crying?" when u laugh hard enough u CAN dtart to cry histaricly! and for that poor poor girl i hope that u dont get teased about it :O

FROM : Molly G4
I was loling SOOOOO hard! Colour you ass with makers! My substatute teacher said that once.
She was reading off the board that my teacher wrote on earlier. She was like "Ok everyone. Don't forget to finish your ass tonight!" Ohhhh. brings back memories!

FROM : Who Knows
Lol the exact same thing almost happened to me but it was write report for ass! i erased it though because i figured out what people would think i mean

FROM : lol
lol!!! i really lol out loud and i neva laugh :) loll

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