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The truth comes out - Thats Embarrassing!!
Submitted By : Arnold

I was 22 at the time, and it was summer. I was having trouble picking up chicks at the time, so I decided to look for some at the beach. Well, my bathing suit was totally lame, so I decided to get a new one. I went to a small shop, and found all the normal ones, next to the Speedos. I was looking through the normal ones, but none looked too cool, and then just for fun I began looking through the Speedos. I would never wear a Speedo, as I don’t have too much to brag about down there (maybe 2 inches). However, in the back, I saw that they were selling “padding” - you stuff it inside your Speedo to make your bulge seem bigger (“for modest sized men” the label said).

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I thought “hey, this will be a great way to pick up chicks! I’ll make them think I’m huge!” so I bought a whole bunch of the stuff. So I went to the beach, with what looked like a massive bulge. Immediately, beautiful women began swarming around me - it was great. In my glory, I decided to show off a little more by going swimming - getting myself wet. However when I emerged from the water, the women all had strange looks on their faces. “What’s this?” one of them said. All my padding was sticking out! I turned bright read and began to get an erection (I don’t know why). One of the hot women then began to pull all the padding out of my Speedo, and in doing this, she caught a glimpse of my tiny shrunken penis. “Oh my!” she exclaimed. Taking the padding in her hands and waiving it in front of all the other women, saying “Its padding! He’s the tiniest guy I ever saw!” Everyone began to laugh, and taking up my last ounce of pride, I firmly demanded my pads back. “Oh do you?” she asked. I then made a motion to snatch it out of her hands, and while I was doing so, one of the girls came from behind and pulled down my Speedo, exposing me to everyone there. I was so overwhelmed, I literally fainted. I woke up hours later in the lifeguard station, wearing nothing but a life guard towel. The life guard, who was an attractive woman, was chatting and giggling with her colleague. When she saw that I had awaken she walked over, with a huge grin on her face, and handed me my pads and Speedo. She then informed me that I was no longer welcome at that beach. The moral of the story is, don’t lie about your size, because sooner or later, the truth will come out.

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FROM : lisa (2006-10-24 @ 22:04:33)
what ever happened to bra pads, girls do it too, just dont over do it. probably wouldnt stay well down south especially swimming, just a guess

FROM : juicy bling bling (2006-10-21 @ 04:57:52)
that has to be the weirdest story i ever heard if your ashamed get it enlargened

FROM : KootchyKootchyKoo (2006-10-07 @ 21:52:39)
I am a female and I do not care if a male has a tiny penis or a medium penis or what size it is. Who cares? Why base it on the size and not the person? I rather go out or marry someone with the smallest penis in the world but is loving and kind and sweet then go out with some jerk with a huge penis who is the most inconsiderate fiend.

FROM : Coles_girl (2006-10-03 @ 01:56:32)
Thats just plane nasty and disturbing and oh so hilarous!

FROM : Anonymous (2006-10-02 @ 00:15:46)
lol so funny i wanna fuck u

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