Spanish Humor

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One night me and my spanish boyfriend were messing around. He decide he wanted to draw on me, so he drew all over my back with a black perment marker. I fell asleep soon after he decide that it would b funny to draw on my face with a red marker(it was not perment)so when I woke up I had red dots all over my face .we had started talking and I hadn't reliezed I had red dots all over my face.

My boyfriend teaches me spanish and he decide to teach me a word "estoy beacca" (I think thats who it spelled but it sound like that)well anyway every time I said it he lauged. I said what am I saying he said I'm hungry but it couldn't of been so I called his brother in and asked him. His brother flipped off the wall, fell on the bed and started laughing his butt off.And I was really confused because I didn't know what I said. Then his brother was like do you know what u just said. I was like no because I didn't know. Then he tells me it means I'm really horny. I was really mad at my boyfriend then I go into the bedroom and catch a glimpse of my self in the mirror and I have red dots all over myself. I was like what is this?! He was like, "I was bored".

To top it all off the red dots would not wash off my face for two days. the weird thing about it is that the perment black marker washed off.