Tumbling in turbulence

Sex

I showed up 20 minutes late to a skydiving takeoff, and being an experienced skydiver, I decided to board the plane in my workout clothes, which I had been wearing, and then change in the airplanes restroom.
Being one of 3 females in a 20 member skydiving team, I am used to being "rough and tumble" while being outnumbered 6 to 1 by males. But this was a little too much.
I took my travel bag into the restroom and locked the door. I undressed (since I dont wear any underwear under my workout clothes I was COMPLETELY naked) and proceeded to open the bag to place my workout clothes in and take my diving outfit out. At that moment, we hit some of the worst turbulence I have ever experienced. I slammed against the restroom door. The lock gave way instantly.
Now in a skydiving plane, passengers sit sideways facing the aisle. The restroom door is at the end of the aisle at the very back of the plane.
So as I fell out, I fell into the aisle, and right in front of everyone.
The captain said he was going to descend a couple of thousand feet to get under the weather, and so as I lay there, the route back to the bathroom became, literally, an uphill road.
I had landed on my ass, with my naked body pointing helplessly up at my teammates, but I quickly turned over onto my stomach, preferring to expose my ass (which at least is cute) rather than the more private frontal parts of me !! I had to crawl back to the bathroom as the plane descended.
Well I made it back to the bathroom only to realize that my clothes were not there. They had fallen out too!
I waited until the turbulence ended, then cocked the door slightly open and asked for my clothes.
One of the guys handed them to me. All of them. My dirty workout clothes. My exercise bra. My cute skydiving outfit. All of it had fallen out of my bag!

We laughed about it later, or at least everyone else did and I played along (your cheeks were so red-no not those cheeks, it takes two to join the mile high club, you need a license to own a pet beaver etc), but im sure none of those guys, about 16 in all will forget seeing me fall naked to the floor in front of them, then turning over, and crawling uphill. They told me the "best" view they had was when I stood up to enter the restroom and nearly fell over in the turbulence, bending over to break my fall.
Oh well, it could have been worse. At least I wasnt on my period, and at least I had just waxed my bikini line!!

I have never changed in an airplane again.