What grad night?


It was Grad night, well of course everyone has a bit to drink. We started off at my friends house and had a few drinks there and I wasn't feeling the alcohol as much as I wanted to so my friends bet me $20 that I couldn't slam one full glass of plain whiskey.

I wanted to get "tipsy" before the dance and we were leaving soon so I took them up on the offer. Great, no problem.

Driving to the dance all the alcohol started to kick in. From what I was told, I went in the front doors only to be greeted by the cops who were searching the students for alcohol. I fully obliged the female officer and lifted my dress all the way up, she noticed that I was drunk enough and didn't need to sneak in any booze.

I passed the search and proceeded to the dance floor with the help of my girlfriends. I then went on to give the rest of my Grad class a little peep show until one of my fellow classmates was kind enough to tell the girls that were carrying me around the dance floor to pull up my strapless dress that happened to fall down around my waist in the whole process.

If that wasn't bad enough I then went directly out the back to pass out and then be taken up to the hospital by the police for alcohol poisoning.

My whole Grad came and went I don't remember a thing. ( I'm thankful I think)

Do you think my classmates will remember? My 10 years reunion is in a few months!
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