Butt in someones face

From: Bryson


I was at this city council meeting and before it started, I got up to go pee. I was sitting in between two rows and the rows were very crowded together...I was wearing nice new black slacks and a great shirt-n-tie tucked in. As I was "excusing me" and "scooching" myself through the row, I got to about the middle of the row and I noticed my shoe was untied-so I did the normal thing and bent over to tie it. It turns out that my ass was in another guys face. Im talking nose to ass crack.. but I didnt even realize at the time...When I did it, everybody in his row just paused a second & then busted out laughing. I didnt know what was going on. When I got back from the bathroom, I "scooched" my way back into the row and heard some guy say "Keep your hands where I can see em and your ass in the up-right position buddy." I was all "what the fucks going on?" When I came back to my seat, my buddy expalained to me what they were laughing at...after that he said "You should take him out to dinner before you do that next time." I cant believe I did that! I felt like some fruit. What would you do if you had your butt in someones face?

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