It Sucks...Dirt!

Sex

Ok... so everyone knows that when you're young you 'experiment'... and that it's not good to get caught doing that... well I did...

Let's begin... Ok I was about 12, and VERY horny... not knowing what to do yet, I tried many things... rubbing up against stuff, shower heads, etc. Then, I found the vacuum cleaner... and used it... it was incredible until I was caught... My Mom walks in the closet and flips out, though not knowing what I was doing until I explained... I was stark nude in the closet with a vacuum on my dick and she didn't know what was going on until it was explained to her... She told me to go to my room, that she didn't want to look at me... and then had an extensive 2 hour talk with me at 1:00 in the morning... I have never looked at cleaning devices the same ever since...