Embarrassing Mistakes Stories
Gynecologist visit
I went the the Gyn. Before my exam, I needed to use the bathroom. I did my business, only to find no toilet paper. I reached into my purse for Kleenex.
I get on the examination table, feet in the stirrups. The Dr. starts laughing, says..."You really hide your green stamps!"?
(Everyo...
Swimsuit Nightmare
One day my friend Tracy threw a pool party celebrating her 16th birthday. My friends and I all went thinking it would be a blast. I was really excited because a guy that I had a serious crush on was going to be there. I thought I would impress him by wearing my new two piece to the party.
Say what you see...
I was hanging out in a Dunkin Donuts shop where a friend of mine used to work, and I was feeling a bit tipsy...
There were these two guys who came in and my friend knew them, so we were all just talking amongst each other. Well I'm a clown and I like to make jokes so, when I looked at this ...
Blame the dog!
I decided to get pretty smashed one night, while wife chewed me out real good.She p*ssed me off, so when I got up next morning, and I really had to fart, I got up and went to front of bed to get closest to her face. I thought.."take this!", dropped my shorts and let fart fly...
Well, it was...
The Tipping Toilet!
A few years back I was at my brother-in-laws and sister-in-laws house for a party with my husband. We always take turns on who is the designated is and it was my turn to get drunk, and boy did I ever.
Late into the evening while in this drunken state I went to the bathroom. I'm not exactly...
Worlds worst tease..
My best friend and I like to have a competition to see who can flirt with the most boys...
One summer she invited me to the beach. Thinking about the competition, i wore the skimpiest bikini thong bathing suit i could find. Well, i started to play around in the water and 10 min. later when ...
A Freudian Slip..
In my teens, I was on a double date. My date was driving and the other guy used to try to needle me all the time. This night he was saying that women really needed men because women couldn't do any repair work or build things themselves. Having a really capable Mom who built all sorts of things, I ...
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It's been a few years now, but every time I read these things, I look to see something similar to what I endured..
At the time, I was a Marine Chief Warrant Officer managing an office of about 20 Marines aging from 18 to about 30 in southern California; about a third of which were Women Mar...
The last favor I ever do for you!
One day, I was in the middle of having really bad flu.. It just happened that on this day, my girlfriend brought her friend round to fix the bathroom.
My bathroom really huge, enough for 10 people fit in. When I woke up from my nap, because of my flu, I need to go Pee really bad. I hadnt fu...
Serious gas problems
This happened when I was 12 years old, I was on a date with my boyfriend, we went to see a romantic film. While watching the film, he grabbed me tight and i had a serious gas problem! As the volume of the movie was high, i let the gas pass through..
Anyways, he then started smooching me and...