Embarrassing Mistakes Stories

Would you go to bed with me?

Im a contractor and one day i went to do an estimate for a potential customer. The lady who opened the door was a real knockout, probably in her mid 30s.

We sat down at her dining table and started discussing things
about the work.just then she looked at me and said "would you like to ...

The birthday suit

One day, during a visit from my girlfriend, and my husband got home from work

He said 'Hi' to her, and then went to take a shower. Well he must have forgotten that she was there, because he came out in JUST HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT (i.e. completely naked!).

All that I could say was 'Tell...

Shopping in PJs

Every time I visit my Mother in Fla., we shop. One time, she took me to a store that was going out of business, they had great sales!

Everything at this store was on racks and in piles on one side of the store, the other side was blocked off. My mom found a great pair of "shorts" (florid...

Never drink and run!

This past summer, my sister and I were on our way home from the bar when we realized we needed smokes.

As we pulled into the gas station, I seen a group of real nice looking men coming out of the store. I was feeling really good,(mistake#1) and I know I looked nice, as I was wearing shoes w...

Its not what it seems..honest!

One night, my cousins came to sleep over. As I was getting a drink from downstairs, i saw my cousin moving around..Everyone else was asleep, so i checked if she was awake - her cover was down and she was pulling her underwear down! (in her sleep!)

I tried to pull it up and put the cover bac...

Dragging your pantyhose around..

I have a habit of leaving my panty hose in my jeans when I take them off and one day I washed my jeans, dried them and put them on. I went to the store (Walmart) and was walking around and I was wondering why everyone was looking at me sorta strange and I just happened to look down and saw my pantyh...

The pool party

Well 2 summers ago I was throwing a pool party and I invited all my friends and my crush too!!

I had greated everybody and told them Id be right out after I changed into my bathing suit.

I went inside and took all my clothes off well I searched my drawers fo my bathing suit and c...

The best flirting technique

When i was younger i was madly obsessed with my older cousin...

Anyway, he came to visit my family and i fairly often. One night we were at the dinner table and he was talking, i was laughing at every word he said, funny or not, at one point he said something hilarious!! I busted out laughi...

Chicks dig bikers..

My first brand new motorcycle was my pride and joy, It had less than 400 miles on it. I took it out one bright and sunny day for a ride. I was showing my stuff to all the admiring women who really dug bikers.

I pulled into a carryout to get a soda and there were all kinds of ladie in sho...

Oops I Farted Again!

This happened when i wuz 12 years old and i was with my boyfriend dating him.. Well, we went to see a romantic film. While watching the film , he grabbed me tight and i had serious gas troubles! As the volume of the movie was high, i let the gas pass through...

Anyways he then started smooc...