Embarrassing Mistakes Stories

Slip of the tongue

I used to work for a man named Dick, whose son also worked at the same company.

One day the son called the office for his messages and I was giving him a message from his father, unforunately I had a slip of the tongue and said "Your dick said to tell you......" The son, just said "And w...

Close Call

This incident happened a little while ago and it was a very close call...

It was a very rainy, thundery, lighteningy, day. I was on the school bus with and the only people left on the bus were me, my secret crush(secret to everybody except my best friends), and his friends. When it was ti...

Waking up

I usually Sleep in a very long almost to my knees
night shirt. When my daughter isnt home it is not unusual for me to wear it without any boxers under it. Well my daughter had spent the night and friends , so I was just being comfortable. I had stayed up later than my wife and had fallen asle...

Wrong door

When i was about 14 i went to a sleep-away summer camp for 2 weeks. the camp said to bring enough clothes for the amount f time ur staying there because ur not allowed to wash ur clothes. just like me i didnt read the letter. so the last night of summer camp i had no clean clothes aft to wear so i o...

Bad Movie Night

This actually just happened the other night. My friend and I had just run a horse show at her farm and her dad had been a not-so-nice the entire time, so after the third 10 hr day, we decided to go to the movies. We went and since it was a Sunday night, There was onky about 20 people in the theater....

The shower scene

My husban had just bought a new video camera and suprised me by pulling the shower curtain out of the way and video taping me in the shower. I made him rewind the tape and erase the video of me in the shower. As he was rewinding the tape one of our children started crying and he went to see what w...

Peeing On My Boyfriend

I was at the fair with my boyfriend at the time. I had alot to drink that night and I had to pee really bad. the only thing was that we were on a ride. I thought i could hold it but it was just to much to handle.

So I thought, "well, Im on my period and Im wearing a pad so the pad will soa...

The Naked Presenter

One day as I was getting ready for work, it was a beautiful day and I was feeling a bit frisky. So I put on my sundress and nothing else and went to work. I do this a lot and nothing feels quiet as erotic as setting in a meeting with a bunch of men knowing that the only thing that separates them f...

Oops, Wrong toilet!

I was at a bookstore,a dn me and my mom were in the CD section. I needed to go to the bathroom SO badly I could not hold it, so I told my mom to meet me at the bathrooms when I was finished. Well, womens bathrooms are normally on the RIGHT side of the door, so I went in the RIGHT door, RIGHT into th...

My crush is not my toilet

It was just an average day at school, except the boys bathroom wasnt working. I had to to the bathroom REAL bad, so I went into the girls bathroom..

The girl I had a crush on came in right as I was gonna open the stall doors, all of a suden I faced her and started peeing and crapping shorts...