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Submitted By : Matt


Ok... so everyone knows that when you're young you 'experiment'... and that it's not good to get caught doing that... well I did...

Let's begin... Ok I was about 12, and VERY horny... not knowing what to do yet, I tried many things... rubbing up against stuff, shower heads, etc. Then, I found the vacuum cleaner... and used it... it was incredible until I was caught... My Mom walks in the closet and flips out, though not knowing what I was doing until I explained... I was stark nude in the closet with a vacuum on my dick and she didn't know what was going on until it was explained to her... She told me to go to my room, that she didn't want to look at me... and then had an extensive 2 hour talk with me at 1:00 in the morning... I have never looked at cleaning devices the same ever since...

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FROM : Mr Stewart
let's hear it for guys that screw the vacum cleaner

FROM : Ocean1
ROFL stewart. lol i am in school and laughed so hard out loud i yelled at from the tacher to shut up lol! ROFL SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!

FROM : Alexandra
Yer i screw the vacuum all da time...it fukin rulz!!!

FROM : steph
hahahaha woooooooow hey... wat does come do to a vaccum cleaner?
lol
that was a greeeeeeeat story
steph

FROM : Anonymous
Gutted! A vacumm cleaner? Nice, next try a cucumber up your asshole.

FROM : tom
wow your a fucking loser

FROM : lil gurl
I think u was watching too much of scary movie where the geek fucking the vacum cleaner what his name. I don't remember but he sure did had a big dick lol.eeewwwww

FROM : tash
how fukn horny can u get m8 lol

FROM : sarah walker
boy you were young and didnt know better. don't do that $h!t now get some pussy. after me reading that you need some

FROM : sarah walker
boy you were young and didnt know better. don't do that $h!t now get some pussy. after me reading that you need some.

FROM : jack
what the hell is wrong with you guys are you freaking GAY or something its a VACUME not some fucking sex toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Jesse McCarty
What the fuck!?!?
what the Hell were you thinking.
If that was pluged in and turned on do you know what would happen?You'll be in pain and your voice will change.

FROM : Tiffany Hester
I know I may be a girl but I have to say that that does sound embarassing.

FROM : Anonymous
man you crazy

FROM : Anonymous
WOW, just WOW

FROM : Anonymous
wow way to have sex with a vaccuum you go boy

FROM : dave
ffs you are the most messed up kid i know
having sex with a vacuum, wats next, a windex bottle?

FROM : Your conscience
Honestly a vaccum cleaner! You are one interesting person....

FROM : sumone you dont know
fucking perve no one at the age of 12 is interested in that shit !!

FROM : Nathalie
That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
thats like the guy in scary movie

FROM : CRAZy MEXiCAN
U MUST HAVE BEEN REALLLLy H0RNy! USiNG A VACUM MACHiNE? WTF L0L
DATz S0 WEiRD!

FROM : Anonymous
LMAOO!!!

FROM : Anonymous
do guys really do that type of stuff

FROM : Chrissy_xoxo
oh. my. god. thats HILARIOUS!! xD

FROM : anonymous
LOOOLLLLL lmfaoo ahahahahahas omg that is soo funny but at first i thought u were a girl i was like wtf how does a girl do it wif a vacumm cleaner den u was like penis so im like ooohsss xD LMFAO

FROM : Salem
wow you are a stange kid....

FROM : Colorfulbow<3
Oh my god.. o.o

FROM : Memories for Life
Was the vacuum running while you were fucking the hose?

FROM : Go boy from Weymouth
That has got to feel nice try doing it with a massager

FROM : Anonymous
hahahahahahahahaha, ahahahahaaha, that's so embarassing yet hilarious! "stark nude with a vaccumm on my dick" LMFAO

FROM : Ken
Lawl, you got a blowjob from a vaccum cleaner.

FROM : godfreys
is your name by any chance isaiah baty?

FROM : Ouch!
lmao

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