Never Wear Long Johns!


My embarrassing momment takes place back when I was in the fourth grade. I was nine at the time. To start off, it was a very cold day so my mom made me wear long johns (those under pants that goes all the way down to your ankles). I had a bad feeling about wearing them but I had no choice.

Now I was the most popular kid at my school. I was sort of friends with leader of the popular crowd. He picked on me the year before but he was nice to me the following year. Well he had been whispering to another big kid (who was mean to me) the whole day. Well later on during recess we had to run the track. I did so and my supposed friend and the other kid I didn't like got on both sides of me. They told me to stop becuase they wanted to tell me something. I was dumb enough to believe them. They both stuck their hands down my pants and proceeded to give me a wedgie on both sides. They were a lot bigger and stronger than me so I was lifted up into the air. I tried to fight them off and failed. Well they paraded me around the track for about for all to see five minutes until my teacher came and stopped them.

From then on I was called names like wedgie-boy.
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